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shroom stamp

When a man has been with a woman and his member is in any way tainted by any type of smearable substances and uses the head of his member to apply a shroom stamp to her face. These stamps may be applied gently and lovingly or popped on quickly.
your forehead was the obvious spot for a shroom stamp!
by Chip Kimbal February 7, 2007
mugGet the shroom stampmug.

shroom bruise

when you dick slap your bitch on the forehead leaving a mushroom shaped bruise. another word for mushroom tattoo
i smacked the ho in the forehead and left a shroom bruise that lasted for a week
by douglas epley November 5, 2006
mugGet the shroom bruisemug.

shroom buttcheeks

the underneath of the tip of the penis, where the skin folds into a buttcheek shap
by montron April 17, 2004
mugGet the shroom buttcheeksmug.

Shroom bagged

It's when you t bag someone so hard that you leave a mushroom tat on their forehead
I came down that bitch so hard I shroom bagged her.
by deathcapt November 18, 2009
mugGet the Shroom baggedmug.

Shroom Poppin'

Incerting just the head of a penis into ones mouth, sliding it in and out creating a popping noise.
The techinique of "Shroom Poppin'" is primarily used to please supervisors as a means for gaining promotions in the workforce.
by El Gooch! April 25, 2011
mugGet the Shroom Poppin'mug.

Shroom Mark

Noun: Figurative. The impression left on the skin of a person's face or elsewhere on the body, as a result of being slapped by a (usually) circumsized penis. Also see Shroom Whack.
That person is so annoying he deserves to be shroom marked.
by benderbot March 13, 2011
mugGet the Shroom Markmug.

shroom joint

A mixture of marijuanna and shroom matter tightly rolled in a zig zag
That shroom joint was a superb smoke
by R.J.S December 22, 2008
mugGet the shroom jointmug.

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