eat it, lick it, snort it, f*ck it

epithet voiced by Britney in a break at the courthouse after being asked by a reporter how everything was going in regards to her custody hearings.

Hey, Brit, how are things goin'?
Answer: EAT IT, LICK IT, SNORT IT, F*CK IT

by janmarbol November 14, 2007

Shot in the dark

A phrase used to describe a random guess, sometimes associated with a certain South African sprinter.

I didn't know the answer to the question so I took a wild shot in the dark, Oscar Pistorius style.

by DanielTustin83 February 3, 2015

Just tucking my shirt in

Jerking off in front of an underage girl on a hotel bed.

Rudy Giuliani was "just tucking my shirt in" in the Borat clip.

by Bulleitrocks October 21, 2020

Half shot in the ass

Adj. (1) phrase describing a drunk person. Canadians sometimes say "half in the bag." Those from the states, especially in larger cities prefer, "Half shot in the ass."

"You were half shot in the ass so you probably don't remember shitting in that old man's fish bowl... poor goldfish"

by Mario DiSilva August 14, 2009

Tee-shirt Ignoramous

(Noun) A person, usually a girl, who wears tee shirts that A. Contain slogans that he or she doesn't understand,
B. is a band tee of a band he or she doesn't listen to,
C. is worn only to impress someone else. At worst in case A, the slogan will be very, very crude and/or sexual. At worst in case B, the subject will not even know that the band he/she has on his/her tee is a band! At worst in case C, the person whom he/she is trying to impress will ask them about it and laugh at the subject for wearing that shirt.

A.Boy: "Practise safe lunch: use a condiment! Haha. I don't get it. OH WELL!"
Store clerk:"You are such a tee-shirt ignoramous..."

B.Girl 1: "Ramones? Probably some new designer brand! FWEE!"
Girl 2:"I looked it up before... All that came up was some icky goth band..."
Store Clerk: "Y'all are ALL tee-shirt ignorami!"

C.Boy: "Woah, you like the Ramones? What's your favorite song?"
Girl: "What? Uh..."
Boy: "You don't listen to the Ramones, do you? Hahaha. You poseur! You're such a tee-shirt ignoramous!"

by otsanig December 27, 2005

shoot it

a request to deliver, transmit, or give something.

"hey your boy got that info, you want it?"
"shoot it!"

by smellsOfStars June 20, 2019

Shoot it

To throw a punch at someone or to throw a lethal punch at someone.

*John and Dante get into some heated shit*

John: C'mon, shoot it nigga

*Dante throws some Jackie Chan shit*

by GTAIVman October 11, 2012