Shoft is a word started in Bloomington, Illinois that is used to as a form of verbal victory in a canversation or debate. In basics, the word "shoft" is the new "burned" or "Boom Roasted". The word can be used in its present tense, (shoft), past tense (shofted) or future tense, (shofting). To understand this word in its full effect, please refer to the examples.
Person A: Hey whats up dawg?
Person B: Your moms a Dawg...
Person C: dang, you just got Shofted
Person B:**Cries and runs away**
Person B: Your moms a Dawg...
Person C: dang, you just got Shofted
Person B:**Cries and runs away**
by CraftyTiger Inc. September 2, 2009
Get the Shoft mug.A shelter child is a person that becomes violently offended when they hear of other people taking their kids to midnight movie premiers on school nights even though they themselves don't have children.
A shelter child thinks premarital sex is evil. And even though it's natural, it's not okay (even safely)
A shelter child lets their parents control their lives until they're 25.
A shelter child can be strongly opinionated and want everyone to agree with them even though they won't listen to another person's differing views.
A shelter child won't realize a person hit by a car and an animal hit by a car don't look that different on the side of the road.
A shelter child doesn't think IT will ever happen to them.
All in all, these are the people that are in for the shock of their lives when they realize how this world really works and that it's not all fun and games.
The world isn't a bad place, but many people have misconceptions about what happens in it on a day to day basis. Your beliefs are as good as mine, but it's important to keep an open mind and realize the world isn't always nice.
A shelter child thinks premarital sex is evil. And even though it's natural, it's not okay (even safely)
A shelter child lets their parents control their lives until they're 25.
A shelter child can be strongly opinionated and want everyone to agree with them even though they won't listen to another person's differing views.
A shelter child won't realize a person hit by a car and an animal hit by a car don't look that different on the side of the road.
A shelter child doesn't think IT will ever happen to them.
All in all, these are the people that are in for the shock of their lives when they realize how this world really works and that it's not all fun and games.
The world isn't a bad place, but many people have misconceptions about what happens in it on a day to day basis. Your beliefs are as good as mine, but it's important to keep an open mind and realize the world isn't always nice.
by Ladder16 November 27, 2011
Get the Shelter Child mug.a girl, usually short in stature, often described as a frat mat who enjoys the company of a male (or 2) nightly. she may or may not have the frequent gang bang with the local hockey team. almost always drunk and always at the wrong time, for example at work functions or trips.
roommate #1: whats all that noise?
roommate #2: oh, patricia is just pulling a scholtz tonight...
roommate #3: man she is such a whore!
roommate #2: oh, patricia is just pulling a scholtz tonight...
roommate #3: man she is such a whore!
by concerned roommate January 2, 2009
Get the scholtz mug.means shit, but you would type it as shlt to get around blocks. most commonly used in chats for online games.
holy shlt, you used rocket launchers ALL fukking game. how good can you be??? they require NO skill.
by rob shane February 13, 2008
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by ollyderby February 26, 2008
Get the sholecule mug.1. The act of shooting a video or firearm manufactured in a foreign country.
Often found in, but not limited to, dollarstores and eBay stores worldwide.
2. Scottish-Hippie slang for a female orgasm, commonly used in the 1970's.
Often found in, but not limited to, dollarstores and eBay stores worldwide.
2. Scottish-Hippie slang for a female orgasm, commonly used in the 1970's.
1. (On instruction manual) Video Studio is video-editing software that makes editing your movies as fun as shogting them.
2. Woman: Gregory, I'm in the mood for a stellar shogting!
Man: Alright, lassie, spread your legs!
2. Woman: Gregory, I'm in the mood for a stellar shogting!
Man: Alright, lassie, spread your legs!
by amosmyn January 12, 2011
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by Moulish Rated - R Punk February 7, 2015
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