A rule for life: if people are going out drinking and you are wearing shoes you have to go with them. Invented by Nic Simpkin.
"We're going to the pub, you coming "
"Nah, just got back, I'm tired"
"It's the rules: Shoes on Booze on!"
"Nah, just got back, I'm tired"
"It's the rules: Shoes on Booze on!"
by NSizzle September 30, 2015
Piss shoes are the shoes you where when you know you are going out to get wasted and when you know that by the end of the night you will have pissed on them at least once.
Fuck me. I'm so thankful to myself that I brought my piss shoes cuz i jus tried urinating outside and i got piss all over my shoes.
by scumslug October 18, 2009
A phrase used to describe someone who is never caught acting up or slippin. They always seem innocent and get around the system. They "cruise" by.
Adam - We've got to get this guy fired, man! We should catch him acting up.
Blake - That's impossible, Adam. This guy's got shoes for cruise, we'll never catch him slippin...
Blake - That's impossible, Adam. This guy's got shoes for cruise, we'll never catch him slippin...
by AK1117 February 12, 2013
by TheCanadianCraka February 11, 2022
When a large-footed woman wears sexy heels that are meant for dainty feet and the foot fat bulges beyond the confines of the shoe. AKA shoe muffin top. Similar to FUPA (Foo-pah) Fat Upper Pussy Area.
by Cooey K May 06, 2008
Typically brown or black shoes to be worn at formal events. They are widely used in dance, for parties, and for special occasions, but are worn by some as their standard daily shoes.
by CrosswordPuzzle October 29, 2011
also known as part of The Showlorios. Not only is The Shoe Doc a handsome man but he is an exceptional shoe cleaning legend, rapper, broke chef, and dad.
His impact caused people all around the world to save $150 bucks
His impact caused people all around the world to save $150 bucks
person #1: i don’t know why i’m just not in my zone right now
person #2: its cus when you see the foam your in the zone
person #1: ugh my shoes are crusty dusty and musty.
person #2: omg clean your shoes like The Shoe Doctor does and save yourself $150 bucks
person #2: its cus when you see the foam your in the zone
person #1: ugh my shoes are crusty dusty and musty.
person #2: omg clean your shoes like The Shoe Doctor does and save yourself $150 bucks
by randomuberguy August 15, 2021