shlip

shlip - shliping - shliped

the onomatopeya of a girl/woman masturbating

the female equivalent of fapping

i love shliping to justin bieber

by la,shlipa March 13, 2011

Shlits

A most extreme case of "the Shits."
To be shitting uncontrolably.

-My belly hurts, I think I have the Shlits!
-I'm not eating that, that stuff gives me the Shlits!

by Chad December 11, 2004

Shlip

An off guard picture of someone and they're caught in a bad position or facial expression.

*see a shlip* LOOOOOOL YOU WAS SHLIPPIN IN THAT PIC

by badman2345 February 5, 2010

solipsist

a person who straddles two lanes while driving or two spaces while parking his / her car; also, a person who uses the last of the toilet paper and doesn't replace it with a new roll

What kind of solipsist parks his car perpendicular to the lines, taking up three spaces?

by Bertrand Russell's brother June 2, 2011

solipsism

The third paradigm of philosophy in which value and meta-value are identical. A paradigm in which linearity and duality share an ambiguous relationship. Contrasted to the paradigms of analytic and synthetic philosophy which are linear and cyclical respectively.

Solipsism unites the linear and the cyclical in an inconclusive (ambiguous) fashion such that a value becomes its own meta-value.

by sandraxine July 21, 2018

solipsistic shit

The solipsistic shit (or solipshit) is the shit you know you've taken, but when you check the bowl, there's nothing in there. This actually has a logical explanation. 9 times out of 10 when this occurs, the shit you took was so powerful and so heavy, that you basically dropped an anchor in the bitch, and the shit sunk to the bottom of the toilet half way down the drain and you just didn't see it.

Person 1: Man, I just this massive shit and I know I did, but there was nothing in the toilet when I looked.
Person 2: Looks like you've experienced the solipsistic shit.

by DickMan69 September 11, 2013

Shipster

A fangirl who supports incredibly strange, unheard of, or uncool ships. Combination of "hipster" derived from "hippy" and 'ship" dervied from "relationship" He/she will normally hate on any "cool" or "mainstream" pairings.

"Carly is such a shipster, she pairs Ciel and Monokuma. WTF."

"And she keeps hating On LxLight because it's so popular."

by It'sPsycological October 20, 2013