Phrase old fuckers used to use to describe really fucked-up seemingly normal people. All bets are off in this situation because now this means the batshit crazy person loses their shit pretty fast and wants to fuck someone up real bad. My advice: run. The short modern version is: crazier than a shithouse rat. The clean version is: crazier than a rat trapped in a tin hen-house, but dont' even use this version around more than three women who are over 30 or they will fold their arms, lower their head a little while glaring at you --like you just offended their pussies.
by Jaspa J October 1, 2012

A Smethwick Shithouse is a classic breakfast cocktail which consists of half a pint of cheap Brexity Larger (Carling is ideal), mixed with half a pint of blue WKD, served in a pint glass with a cocktail umbrella and a sense of sadness . Ratios can be adjusted to taste.
The Beverage was initially invented in March 2018 by a 2 families from the Birmingham area in a bar in north wales.
The Beverage was initially invented in March 2018 by a 2 families from the Birmingham area in a bar in north wales.
by Theo Saw Us January 11, 2022

Andrew Paxman is a shithouse
by Owens wan kenobi July 13, 2024

by She hit house March 6, 2025

Person 1: “Do you know where there’s somewhere I can have a shit?”
Person2: “Yeah in that shithouse over there”
Person2: “Yeah in that shithouse over there”
by its-m-80 March 9, 2019

by Chris_Martin July 4, 2020
