Irish saying. Describes something which is completely useless and valueless. Alternatively, can be used to describe a completely incompetent person. To Irish people, this phrase is used to refer to something which is below even the value of feces. In other words, the worst level of uselessness something can possibly reach.
My lawnmower isn't worth a shite!
Tom: Jesus Christ, how are we after losing 8-0 again?
Joe: Face it Tom, Paddy's not worth a shite in goal. He's as likely to save anything as he is giving up the drink.
Tom: Jesus Christ, how are we after losing 8-0 again?
Joe: Face it Tom, Paddy's not worth a shite in goal. He's as likely to save anything as he is giving up the drink.
by Jotinmick April 18, 2018
Shite in a poke Scottish Slang for fuck off.
by Counfsed May 06, 2018
when you have sneakily put your mrs work tights on for a bit of a laugh when you are at work and accidently shite in them and then just chuck them back in her drawer and hope she doesnt notice
whats that smell in the room brian
i dont know
why you lookin at me
it always smells like this
maybe its your shite tights
i dont know
why you lookin at me
it always smells like this
maybe its your shite tights
by Himindoors November 24, 2018
Uncomfortable,extreme and erratic bowel movements normally self inflicted through over indulgence in alcohol, a bad pint or spicy foods or a mixture of all of these.
by Eck the bear February 20, 2018
by Tupperware_33 October 05, 2015
Someone that talks with the confidence that they are correct about a subject but are in fact total liars and have a developed renown for this. Often the person that is lying is completely unaware that his audience knows that they are lying.
Cole Kuzmici: and oh yeah I once knew this guy that fell asleep on a rope. He was a friend of my dad who is a high ranking official in NATO...
Me: That's nonsense mate, you are a total shite trumpet.
I don't believe anything Kuzmici says. He is a total shite trumpet.
Me: That's nonsense mate, you are a total shite trumpet.
I don't believe anything Kuzmici says. He is a total shite trumpet.
by harrisishere January 11, 2008
by Anonymous April 08, 2003