shite clapper 

shite clapper A person who does what ever hes told to do or tries to please ones boss. Also like the term brown-noser

shite clapper If the boss told him to shite in his hands and clap he would do it.

shite clapper by Offshore life July 25, 2018

Shite talking 

Rambling on about stuff you have never really thought through before. Usually any opinions will lack substance, although they are often phrased in a way that makes you sound intelligent and well educated. Often includes hot takes and seemingly deep questions.

“Do you ever wonder if we are living in a simulation? Ooh I wonder if anyone I know has experienced a glitch in the matrix, i heard that it can all be put down to this quantum mechanical theor-“

“Oh would you ever shut up and stop shite talking”

Shite talking by Eefahh May 22, 2020

shite for brains 

The Irish way of saying shit for brains

Did you really put a pizza in the oven for 30 minutes without turning the fucking oven? Come on, shite for brains, use common sense!

shite for brains by what do i care 125 February 9, 2022

shite hawk 

Someone that stops you in the street and talks shite to you and you are unable to get rid of them

workmate thats a pain in the arse and talks shite therefore hes a shite hawk he is

shite hawk by Garry & Scobie June 1, 2007

shite bus

A London Night bus that doesn't arrive on time

"I wish the Shite Bus would come"
"The bus driver on the Shite Bus was a cunt about it"
"Shite Bus"

shite bus by joeyjee October 15, 2007

shite-burger

The way to order a cheeseburger in Hungary. "sajt" (pronounced like "shite") means cheese.

Cashier: Teség?
Customer: Shite-burger.
Cashier: Persze. (she hands you a cheeseburger)

shite-burger by Király October 23, 2011

Shite Muslim

More properly known as the "Shiite Muslim". A member of the branch of Islam that regards Ali.

(Ali was a Muslim caliph. Upon his assassination, Islam was divided into the Sunni's and the Shiites.)

A lot of people tend to think of the word, "Shit" when they see this word. Actually, it's pronounced shee-ite, and has no relativity whatsoever to that word.

A Shite Muslim is properly known as a Shiite Muslim.

Shite Muslim by Lunaire September 1, 2008