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Shit for Dick

Used to describe the value of an object in comparison to a cock. Presuming most cocks could not and would not get paid for their services
Equivalent to nothing, zip zero zilch
"I was gonna sell my car but I cant get shit for dick with the check engine light on".
by SlutMonkee June 1, 2024
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Shit Dick Nick

When you’re doing anal with a girl and she shits on your dick so you make her suck it off
i seen ole shit dick nick yesterday, he wasn’t looking to good.
by Cs35293628 September 24, 2025
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Shitting your dick

When something makes you made
When you're mad
“Don’t talk to me in not in the mood right now”
“Quit shitting your dick
by decomplex December 9, 2022
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shit a dick

A way of telling someone to:

a) get fucked and then shit out the dick with which he or she was just fucked.

b) eat a dick and then shit out the dick once it has been digested.
Person 1: “Eat shit, asshole!”
Person 2: “Why don’t you go shit a dick?!”
by Timmy Neutron Squared March 1, 2021
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Shit dick

When one’s penis emits an odor reminiscent of fecal matter upon its exposure
“Oh ____ must be getting changed, it smells like shit dick in here”
“Did you just shit your pants or is your dick out?”
by Robbie_weit July 9, 2019
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Shit a Dick

To be really pissed off or to laugh really hard; can be used for all genders
He shit a dick after his best friend kissed his girl.

She shit a dick when her friend made a joke about the teacher.
by sweato September 3, 2020
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shit mother dick

Shit mother dick is a phrase that is often used by 5th graders who think they know how to swear.
Example:

Teenager: Crap, I dropped my backpack

Kid: We're allowed to swear here?

Teenager: No you can't swear here you're like 8

Kid: Shut the fuck up I'm 11 you little shit mother dick
by HELL_NO September 16, 2016
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