shit on my fucking tits

An exclamation expressing extreme disappointment in the most serious degree.

"Hey man, your bus just left without you! You're going to get fired yo!"

"Well shit on my fucking tits!"

by Durpadurkader September 24, 2017

Fucking dick shit balls face

Fucking Dick shit balls face is a sexually transmitted disease that you can only catch by fucking the devil, the symptoms of fucking Dick shit balls face are the metamorphosis of the shaft into a legitimate piece of shit and the sudden relocation of the testicles to the forehead

Person a- yo that dude has fucking Dick shit balls face
Person b- aw shit crucify that mother fucker, he fucked satan

by Bob the builders tight asshole February 11, 2019

really fucking massive shit

Constipation.....ongoing....day after day after day.

Visit the drug-store.
purchase some senna.
o/d on senna.
empty your bowels around your feet and down the legs of your jeans.
Drug-store again.
eat shit.
buy epicac
puke.
eat puke

Then soil the shop.....severely.
shabba.

I just did a really fucking massive shit....ooooh dear.

by shabba-ranks November 28, 2013

Ballistic fucking ape shit

When someone litterally, ballistically produces shit that of an ape.

"When I brought my report home, in which I had flunked all my subjects, my parents went Ballistic Fucking Ape Shit on me!"

by Tjoppie August 28, 2015

fucking asshole shit

The sentence that comes to one's mind when he or she see someone fucking hot.

Fucking asshole shit ! Pietro Boselli is god damn hot.

by supersexycherry November 26, 2017

fucking this shit up

when you're absolutely devouring a lavish piece of food

i'm fucking this shit up, this poptart go crazy

by cdot osama December 20, 2022

Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties

An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."

Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"

by Sanitariumchild420 March 9, 2011