shiledar

an F-er who copies anything that is cool

bruh, what a shiledar

by Anish Awasthi February 9, 2021

Shoe-Shined

When she cleans your cock right up, making it look like spongebob’s squeaky clean boots.

She cleaned my cock right up, shoe-shined it.

by The cock cleaner March 25, 2020

Spit shined

The shiny and wet appearance of a male's penis when it's heavily covered in saliva;
Shiny appearance including mild or heavy foam/(little bubbles) ; froth, on male genitalia as a result of being in someone's mouth;
Excessively / sparkling clean.

"So what did you guys do last night?"
"We just watched a movie and smoked some bud and then she spit shined my dick. The usual."
"I see."

by Lauleneke Lukini Brown March 17, 2022

SHINEDOWN

A stupid band that makes me want to vomit in my own shoes.

shinedown sucks especially that stupid butterfly crow shit song BLAAAAA ARGGG BLAAA (that was me vomiting in my shoes)

by hatebadmusic October 21, 2010

Shmedium

1. The cross between small and medium
2. Usually in reference to penis size

1. Can i get a Shmedium subway sandwich
2. No its not that big its only shmedium

by SecretAgentBobbers December 4, 2012

Shmedium

It is the size in between small and medium commonly used to describe the male anatomy.

"The girls eyes lit up when i whipped out my shmedium". or the abrevited version. " I have an angry little shmede."

by TomCon1987 January 7, 2013

shimen

It is a combination of fecal matter and anal goo.It is when you are an ill homosexual and ooze that shit from your anus.

It seems to me your are leaking shimen!

by Heman Masterbater of the Universe December 24, 2005