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blew a shift

when you get carried away while having sex and you pull out to far and slam it into the woman's (or man's if that's your deal) ass, side of the pussy or side of the leg..
o shit..I was fucking my woman last night and blew a shift..now I can fuck around corners..
by Dave Ackmed September 17, 2006
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shiftlexia

An impairment of the ability to let go of the SHIFT key on a standard keyboard. This condition can be acute or accidental.
Acute SHIFTLEXIA examples:

"WTF! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU FEEL?!? NO ONE REALLY CARES ABOUT ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY SO JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH."

Accidental shiftlexia examples:

"You n))b" instead of "You n00b"
by Joshua 'Z' Hernandez January 14, 2008
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shifty snake

Able to lose your boner while having sex and is still able to cum
During sex Kyle gave me the shifty snake, he was hitting all my good spos
by Shifty snake February 4, 2017
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Burp Shifting

Making noises with your mouth and throat that replicate those that would be made by a motor vehicle (typically a dirt bike).
"weeeawheeeeeee wewewwwwwwweee"

"Yo that's some nice burp shifting right there"
by Lord McTatertots July 26, 2007
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Bi-Shiftual

Someone who types using both the left and right shift keys.
Ben first realised he was Bi-Shiftual while writing a letter using alternate hands.
by TwilightFan42 January 9, 2011
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Rollover shift

A closing shift followed by an opening shift the next day. So named because you come home, go to bed, roll over twice, and get up for your next shift.
Tomorrow's my rollover shift man, I gotta get some sleep.
by Gebus1 May 17, 2011
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Batman Shift

Batman Shift:
The 3 shift at a hotel.
Also called graveyard shift, or midnight shift.

Usually starts at 11pm and ends at 07am.
1: Are you working today?
2: Yeah, I got the Batman Shift.

1: I hate that I have to deal with all these drunk people when I work the Batman Shift.
by Sgt.Smotpoker July 9, 2011
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