Reality Shifting

A botched pseudoscience of multiversal theory that has no real backing, aside from stories. It’s effectively guided meditation along with lucid dreaming that doesn’t make much sense when you really look into it.

Person 1: I participated in reality shifting yesterday! Wrote the script and everything.
Person 2: I heard of that- isn’t it just lucid dreaming?
Person 1: No, I saw it on the internet, it has to be true!

by Funkychicken42 July 17, 2022

shitstain

An individual with the equivalent intelligence of a pinhead or waterbird.

That shitstain stood in the parking spot trying to reserve it for a friend.

by Ted January 24, 2003

i wouldn't kick her out of the bed for shitein

a declaration of true love

shes a ride i wouldn't kick her out of the bed for shitein

by redshank January 27, 2008

ShitStain

a complete fool, jack-ass, lazy, weak, or an all around deplorable individual. someone of an incredibly poor nature only completing the minimal amount of required effort for anything, a pathetic person who looks of a unapproachable manner.

Jim is such a fat pig-boy that everything around him turns into a giant shitstain. andrew is a weak pathetic shitstain of a person. nate is such a shitstain, he left work 5 hours early and the last hour of being at work he ran a meeker lay down.

by pete paverton January 5, 2008

granny shifting

Another term for bunting or performing a task at a sub-par level.

Alanna: "Why do I always fail?"

Everyone Else: "LOLOLOLOL because your always granny shifting and not double clutching like you should be!"

by pobcat January 22, 2012

shitstain

1. One who is too involved with their own life to care about yours
2. One who thinks their life is more important then yours
3. One who would rather see you miserable then happy
4. One who takes joy in stripping you of your dignity, self esteam, joy (basically anything good)
5. A complete and total asshole. Beyond the realm of bastard or shithead; a shitstain is a title given to those not only showing exceptional skill in being a total prick, but taking above-average enjoyment in their low level of intellegence.

my ex is a total shitstain for hurting me the way he did and for screwing my sister.

by Angelofflight October 24, 2006

reality shifting

Lucid dreaming by writing a script.

Person A : " Yesterday I was reality shifting"

Person B: " That's called Lucid dreaming "

by Art thous madre April 11, 2021