Scientologist

Someone who follows a complete bull shit religion, which was invented by a povvo science fiction writer who bet his friend that he "could make more money if he made up his own Religion". This is probably the most hated group of people in the world because they believe that some little green assholes are gonna come down to earth for no explanatory reson and exterminate us. Except for the (loser) deluded few that actually believe this shit is gonna happen who will be saved and have many alien- human hybrid freaks. Oh, and they take people's money.

The Aliens allowed Tom Cruise into the planet of Dicktron because he was a scientologist, and the rest of us are screwed.

by Jack De October 18, 2008

computer science

"CS"

The magical major where you have to write a program the night before it is due while your friends are playing poker and getting laid.

Forces you to take 3 semesters of calculus. This is not good.

I did fine in CS, but I failed calculus and lost my scholarship.

by Jason Hickey February 4, 2004

scientology

In other words, the biggest scam on the planet in its entire history. Anyone believing what this "religion" does is true, is brainwashed. They interfered with rescue efforts at the WTC on 9/11, and after being forcefully removed, walked back in, and tried to SELL their shit to people who were bleeding, crying, and desperately looking for friends and family . It's a religion based upon a horrible book aimed at converting everyone to be rid of "crime, insanity" and everything else they believe to be bad. All definitions on this website claiming Scientology is beneficial and good, are probably written by brainwashed arses.

WTC, 9/11 - Interfered with paramedics and others attempting to rescue, tried to make profit selling their books there.

London Bombings - Again attempted to interfere with paramedics by trying to "touch" those they were tending to.

The Internet - Launching cases against anyone and everyone who writes anything negative about them. If they find the person's ISP, they sue the ISP as well.

Free Speech - They claim to endorse it, but one bad word against them turns into a hundred lawsuits.

by Scientology Sucks August 31, 2005

Science enthusiast

A science Enthusiast is not technically a scientist, but is a person who enjoys and is interested in scientific facts. They are not classically trained in science, yet enjoy reading articles about scientific discovery.

I'm not a scientist, but I am a science Enthusiast. I really enjoyed that article on vaccinations.

by Scienceismyjam999 June 9, 2017

Science Hill High School

The most mixed school as hell full of loud latinos, battling blacks, bitchy whites, and root tooting rednecks. Every single hot chick is already knocked up and if you say one bad thing about them you will get jumped by all 10 her baby daddys.

Sydney : Hey Phil i heard that chick got knocked up the other day at you school?
Phil : Ya Science Hill High School is the most fucked up school ever!

by LYMCG August 14, 2018

Science Team

(noun)

Refers to the followers of Projekt Melody. Is commonly used by followers to identify other followers irl without directly speaking about Projekt Melody.

"I'm a member of the Science Team!"

by Virtue August 29, 2020

Practicing Scientology

the act of smoking marijuana in an automobile while driving. derived from the term "cruise", which then led to "tom cruise", and eventually became "Practicing Scientology"

hey man, I got a philly, some weed, and a quarter tank of gas. wanna start practicing scientology?

by aanne June 22, 2010