sheamus

an irish name, referring to the absolute and undeniable coolness of the bearer. commonly short, and incredibly hench, a sheamus can be found in his natural habitat (pub), either resting (passed out in the toilet), hunting for prey (drunk birds gagging for a shag), or, more commonly, pissing in some alleyway, wondering just how the fuck he got there, and why some guy is staring at his dick.

Guy one: Dude, is that a sheamus over there?

Guy two: Over where?

Guy one: There, chatting to that girl who passed out about half an hour ago!

Sheamus: Hey baby, you wanna come back to my place?

Girl: *Drools, slumps over*

Sheamus: Yeahh, babyy.

by henry the eighth May 27, 2008

shajada

The mosteoporosis beautiful as can be, every boy wants to date a girl who's name is shajada or if their middle name is shajada. Shajada's are pretty, honest, sweet, nice, but they also have a side to them that can spice anything up. Shajada's are freaks they compare anything and everything to you know what. People who usually he the name shajada are from the islands or their ancestors are from the islands.shajada's are lovers not fighters but that doesn't mean they won't swing, they''ll probably give you few chances before they swing, but when they do fight 9/10 chances they''re winning. Shajada's tend to make good friends and get attached to people pretty quickly and easily. Shajada's relationships last long

Shajada is...........all the above

by just call me taylor October 4, 2013

shea

a crazy and wild bitch ...that you'll love , cause she sexy af and got a hawt bod and she does some crazy shit . did i mention their gorgeous cause shea's are gorgeous

: yo, shea is hawt af

: ik rite

by coolkidsneverdie April 20, 2016

Sheamus

Sheamus loves Popsicles. Sheamus is an immigrant from the great city of Ireland who flips his lid when he discovers Popsicles over here in the states. Sheamus loves Popsicles so much, he'd kill just to have one. No, seriously. Sheamus killed someone. Oh my golly gosh Sheamus loves Popsicles so much, like holy fuck I don't think there's a single person that loves Popsicles more than Sheamus. Sheamus once made love to a dude just to get a Popsicle and he ain't even gay. Holy fuck this guy loves Popsicles so much he'd suck one right out of a babies mouth. Sheamus also moves in with his uptight cousin, who he teaches how to truly live life.

"That guy is suckin' off a Popsicle!"

"Yeah, that's Sheamus."

by Skynet Universe August 3, 2018

sheagay

1.Professional "Tumdangler" that only enjoys gentlemens' company.

2.Douche-bag

3.Man-toucher and machine "oiler"

4.Brutus the Buckeye butt buddy.

What the fuck, sheagay?! Get the fuck off of me.

Jacob is such a Sheagay, he wanted to tumdangle James Bond.

Sheagay, why do you have lube and a picture of Troy Smith?

Um, no Sheagay, that is a retarded idea, my pants stay on tonight.

by Jrobthecockslober July 4, 2007

Shea baby

To fake a pregnancy.

To take a huge dump.

I had a Shea Baby to trick my boyfriend to stay with me.

I can feel Shea Baby coming on

by Physco Asian January 26, 2010

Shea

The most gorgeous lovely person in the world. Happens to be my name. Better than the definition of wendy which is highly unflattering and wrong.

Shea is the greated girl to ever have a crush on.

by Shea April 6, 2005