Gobble Salad

When a person's genitals are tossed and massaged by someone with a turkey neck while receiving a blow job.

The gobble salad is when a person who used to be fat and now is skinny but still has excess skin forming a turkey neck gives you a blow job while simultaneously tossing and massaging your balls in the turkey neck = gobble salad.

by saladsforlife February 12, 2010

Thick Salad

Someone who thinks they're a skinny legend, but aren't actually.

See her? She's a thick salad. don't talk to her.

by Whiskerando August 13, 2018

Salty Salada

Updated Lite version of Soggy SAO

The last jester had to eat the Salty Salada

by SIRKOALA February 16, 2022

Salty Salada

Updated Soggy Sao

A punishment the Jester had to eat the Salty Salada.

by SIRKOALA February 16, 2022

have a salad

(v) To calm or sober down. Used in context to deescalate a situation, to ease an upset person, or to get someone to shut up.

"No, no, no, man, it's alright. Take it easy, man, take it easy. Have a salad."

by Supastar October 8, 2005

The Dark Salad

The final stage of decomposition of a long forgotten turd in a seldom used bathroom.

Dude, what degenerate bastard left the dark salad in your downstairs toilet?

by eskimoprizefighter January 11, 2008

Alabama toe salad

Alabama toe salad is when you ejaculate in someone’s salad and then you mix it with their toes

Yo Tyrone im going to give your mom a Alabama toe salad

by Holy crusader January 3, 2021