Separation Anxiety

when two ppl, or animals, get anxiety when separated from their significant others or treasured items

boy: Man, brody and reagan sure have separation anxiety
other boy: no shit. they can’t go 10 minutes without touching

by big bootyconsumer69 November 27, 2019

C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder

C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder (CRSD) is when you make references to the video game Call of Duty in real life.

Symptoms are:
1. At work, you open your bosses briefcase for five seconds, close it, and throw it out the window saying "Bomb defused"
2. When you come home and your dog jumps on you, you instantly snap it's neck.
3. When you hear a siren you yell "TACTICAL NUKE!!! IT'S ALL OVER!!!
4.Whenever you hear a helicopter, you dive under a table and yell "Chopper Gunner!!! I'M FUCKED!!!"
5.You attach a GPS to your little brothers Nerf gun and start searching for enemies.
6. When your friend slips and falls, you run over and take his wallet because you have "Scavenger Pro"

Guy 1: "What's with that guy with the Nerf gun screaming at that helicopter?"

Guy 2: " Ignore him. He has C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder"

by Gaming-Rocker101 May 7, 2011

Sepreo

Sepreo is a professional competitive gamer. He's most well known for being part of the AEVA lineup. He's in the Competitive scene to commit to a full time streaming career that usually consists of playing Fortnite, CS:GO and other games.

12 year old boy: "man i wish i can grow up to be like sepreo"

by ReitGG June 11, 2020

tides of sephra

an amazing spazzmodicc masterbation band from blakburn and burnley in the uk.

"lets go shag a fruit pastel in the garden of eden whilst listening to tides of sephra!"

by jonathon willabarto demicree lindsense August 10, 2006

separation

The breath-taking event that occurs on the chest of a woman when wearing a tightened seatbelt. Usually enhanced by a tight-fitting shirt and large breasts.

That hottie in the Infiniti has great separation (dot com).

by MB February 9, 2005

seeralan

a fucked up yute that breaks his trust and cuts off real ones as soon as he gets a little social boost that wont last a month🙏🙏

friends ~ “oh hey how are you?”
seeralans ~ “good xoxo you’re the best!”
(a week later)
friends ~ “heyyy what u doin!”
seeralans ~ “shut the fuck up stupid slag go suck dick stupid bitch”

by y_c.liz April 18, 2023

Separated

The pergatory between marriage and divorce, distinguished by an abundance of revenge sex.

Being separated is like being sleep-deprived, but with boners.

by inew April 13, 2015