Summer, a time when it's socially acceptable to be a hoe. If a guy tries to start a relationship durring this time they will most likely be turned down.
by Yeahhhbitchesss June 30, 2017
Get the hoeing season mug.The era of history post February 2020 during the coronavirus (COVID-19) outbreak. Also another excuse to drink Corona early in the year.
Person 1: Hope I don’t catch Rona!
Person 2: Fuck man, well maybe I’ll catch it from drinking all this Corona. It’s Rona Season baby!
Person 2: Fuck man, well maybe I’ll catch it from drinking all this Corona. It’s Rona Season baby!
by senile old man March 25, 2020
Get the rona season mug.Escobar season, often reffered to by many rappers, is described as a time of lawlessness, and an overall rule by gangsters as opposed to the law.
by P_FAD July 12, 2006
Get the escobar season mug.The months spanning from September-January in which fat niggas receive a dramatic increase in sexual activity
Girl 1: You're really gonna let HIM fuck you?
Girl 2: It's fat nigga season. Gotta let a fat nigga fuck.
Girl 2: It's fat nigga season. Gotta let a fat nigga fuck.
by Dogneck April 19, 2018
Get the fat nigga season mug.Samson is the best person you’ll ever meet. If you ever me a Samson, do not let him go. Samson warms your heart when you see him, and you ate for him when he’s away. When you walk away from Samson you can’t help but thinking that you wish that you could turn back and kiss him. Samson is one of the best people that you will ever me, and that is why I recommend that you always stay alert for Samson. Because he will change your life forever.
Sister: Where is Samson?
Brother: He went to California for a week.
Sister: WHAT!!! But I miss him so much.
Brother: He went to California for a week.
Sister: WHAT!!! But I miss him so much.
by Maddie&Samson March 14, 2019
Get the Samson mug.Coined by the host of Aural Salvation, Fuck Season begins the Friday before Easter and officially ends November 1st, or whenever a person decides to stop observing the "season" by getting into an exclusive relationship.
Generally speaking, people hook up post-halloween (or on Halloween) with people they're going to brave the winter time with. This could include the Halloween parties, but usually includes Thanksgiving, Christmas/Hannukah, New Year's Eve, and Valentine's Day. The most common months for Birthdays range from January through to March (with the highest number being February), so often there's a birthday included in this time period.
After this succession of holidays, many couples have little to celebrate together, and no reminders to appreciate one another, so they often grow apart and break up shortly thereafter. This mass relationship exodus then leads to "fuck season" beginning and carrying through for most of the year, or at least the extended spring/summer seasons.
If you'd prefer a "lighter" term, you can also call this period "Hump Season". Mating season sounds too clinical.
Generally speaking, people hook up post-halloween (or on Halloween) with people they're going to brave the winter time with. This could include the Halloween parties, but usually includes Thanksgiving, Christmas/Hannukah, New Year's Eve, and Valentine's Day. The most common months for Birthdays range from January through to March (with the highest number being February), so often there's a birthday included in this time period.
After this succession of holidays, many couples have little to celebrate together, and no reminders to appreciate one another, so they often grow apart and break up shortly thereafter. This mass relationship exodus then leads to "fuck season" beginning and carrying through for most of the year, or at least the extended spring/summer seasons.
If you'd prefer a "lighter" term, you can also call this period "Hump Season". Mating season sounds too clinical.
Number One :
"I'm getting ahead on my spring cleaning duties right now"
"why?"
"cause.... fuck season's coming soon. Gotta get prepped"
Number Two :
"baby... it's not you. It's me"
"really?"
"yeah. As in it's me that's gotta dump you 'cause fuck season's starting"
"I'm getting ahead on my spring cleaning duties right now"
"why?"
"cause.... fuck season's coming soon. Gotta get prepped"
Number Two :
"baby... it's not you. It's me"
"really?"
"yeah. As in it's me that's gotta dump you 'cause fuck season's starting"
by Rev. Mitcz April 20, 2006
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