secret santa'd

When you sit on your dick until it goes numb, and then you jerk off and it feels like you are jerking someone else off.

Also known as "The Reverse Stranger"
I secret santa'd myself and it felt like I was jerking off someone else until I regained feeling in my North Pole.
by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie December 27, 2019
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secret recipe

A secret recipe no one is about to no about without a legacy. There are 3 people who know the secret recipe : Kanye West , Bran06, Philip06.
Bran06: mixing up that secret recipe
by JMS FANPAGE June 28, 2021
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Secret Definition

You did it! You found the second secret definition on this site! Good job!
If you’re day’s going poorly, don’t worry! You found this secret definition, you should be proud of yourself ^w^
by Pen~Guin October 02, 2022
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secret puke

The act of excusing yourself from a party and puking in secrecy, then returning to the party scene as if you didn't puke and raging per usual. The act of puking is then revealed the next day.
Last night at the party, she had a secret puke and then chugged an IPA.
by Khuntrina May 05, 2013
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Pepperoni secret

Pepperoni secret, also called pep secret is a phrase used generally for secrets and japes.
Binyot has many pepperoni secrets.

Also the tips and tricks section of Vinesauce is called Pepperoni secret time.
Here's a pepperoni secret, you can spin jump onto the spike fish.
by pixelazed August 31, 2017
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peepee secret

Some shit that dentists say when they hit you with the laughing gas and feel your goodies
If you don’t tell, this will be our little peepee secret, i love all cavities
by Butter Mike September 16, 2018
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Juicy secret

Lean in close to the other person’s ear to tell them a secret, then lick their ear.

An advanced version of a wet willy.

Sexual assault charges may occur, proceed with caution. Advised on close friends and family to avoid being punched in the mouth.
“Hey, you wanna hear a juicy secret?”
“Sure”
Leans in close and licks ear
“What the fuck!” / “Haha” Reactions may vary
by Disgruntled Dickhead June 02, 2018
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