Secondhand death

That feeling you get when you just want to die but from natural causes so your close ones won't blame themselves

Damn I really just want a nice and painless secondhand death tomorrow.

by rosoideaes September 16, 2022

Secondhand weinering

The act of touching your homies weiner and then proceed to preform fingerplay on a girl.

"jokes on you kelsey, I touched Ryans dick before fingering you. You just got a secondhand weinering."

by bbong67 January 18, 2022

Secondhand cuck

Someone who buys their ex girfriends onlyfans.

That man bought his ex girls onlyfans just to see her get turned out by some homies, what a secondhand cuck.

by jakenbake420 May 26, 2022

Secondhand embarrassment

When someone does something humiliating or embarrassing

and you get embarrassed for them

Maria was dancing so bad I got secondhand embarrassment.
or
Juan's talent show sucked I got secondhand embarrassment just from him messing up all his lines.

by Marumaeloer December 9, 2021

secondhand audio

Audio heard through somebody else's microphone in a voice chat which comes from another set of speakers.

Chad is browsing TikTok again and we keep hearing his secondhand audio.

by severalfactualinconveniences January 8, 2021

secondhand yawn

when someone yawns and your body feels the need to yawn too.

"bro stop giving secondhand yawn"

by trixxietreats January 19, 2021

Secondhand shit

When your boyfriend fucked his mate leaving shit on his penis then you give him a blowjob right after.

OMG RYAN!!!!! Did you just give me secondhand shit?

by Chlojof March 20, 2021