snurtle

a combination of a turtle and a snake. You can find them mostly in a pond when youre on a second date with a a very special girl.

Wow that was a huge snurtle!
Im peeling like a snurtle!
What the heck is that thing swimming over there? i think its a combination of snake and a turtle...a snurtle!!
i love snurtles.

by Dakota MCdonald June 10, 2010

front scuttle

like back scuttle but fucking different to scuttle at the front(doing it in the crack hole)like the missionary position

fucking hell you know you told me a back scuttle is an act of sodomy
fuck yes
well my other fucking friend told me you can call the fucking bastard missionary position a front scuttle
get to fuck how the fuck does he know that
it was on the urban dictionary
how fucking daft arsed am i
yeah

by Jackroll April 21, 2006

scurbled

(adjective) 1.intoxicated 2.insane 3.confused 3.extremely tired. (origin: possibly derived from the expression "kicked to the curb" or simply "to the curb")

The library patrons giggled and shushed the scurbled girl as she banged her way through the stacks while loudly listing to herself all the things she could think of that rhyme with the word socks. (definition 1 and/or 2)

by Flagler December 9, 2008

Scuttlebooster

1) A woman of ill sexual reputation.

2) A whore, tramp, or slut

Did you see that outfit she was wearing?

She looks like a complete scuttlebooster!

by Flying Fucker December 17, 2011

Scuttlefuck

A spastic and annoying younger teenage boy.

Guy 1: did you see what Zach did the other day at lunch?
Guy 2: yeah what a scuttlefuck.

by Leon Carmichael November 3, 2016

Scuttles

This is the name of an STD when you dont know what you have, you just know you have one.

Well gee-dang it, looks like I have the scuttles again.

Bro.. Thats a nasty girl, she has the scutt.

by Jimbo beaver June 2, 2017

Scuttler

Hoe that motor boats the back of your balls after cumming

This bitch scuttlered the whole crew

by Scuttlered July 15, 2017