pre-pubescent scream

a very highly annoying scream or yell from a kid in their pre teen age, who makes a horrible high pitched victory screech..

prepubescent screamer: "HOLY SHIT, I JUST GOT THE NUKE....YESSSSS NUKE!!"

person 2: "OMFG, what that aweful noisy?, did a cat just die?"

person 3: "nah that's just a pre-pubescent scream, don't pay any attention, just block it out man."

by pwnsomeNAME July 25, 2010

Sea Urchin Scramble

The act of inserting a sea urchin inside a woman's asshole and proceeding to produce friction due to the intense rub of the sea urchin, causing internal bleeding to the victim.

Boss: "why the fuck are you late to work today, mate?"
Client: "sorry man, me and my girl were doing the Sea Urchin Scramble last night so I had to take her to the ER."
Boss: "did it feel good tho?"

by JesusLover9000 September 7, 2019

scrambled porn

The kind of porn you watch when you were in your early teens because you were too afraid of getting caught look at porn on the internet. Usually the spice channel or playboy late at night on a basic cable box. The screen would fuzz in and out of clear pictures where you could see the people clearly but all wierd colors and usually no sound(mind didn't).

I watched scrambled porn for 2 years before I got the courage to look at porn on the computer.

by I'm watching you wank August 25, 2006

Scratch and Scream

Your on the bog and doh! no toilet roll!! only thing around is The Sun newspaper so you end up giving a page 3 girl a shitty beard.

Danny to his mum 'muuummmm we've ran out of bum scrape!'
Mum 'We spent the toilet roll money on fags so use the Scratch and Scream. (ie The Sun)'

by AGnumbnuts November 8, 2011

screaming pellican

while engaging in anal sex on a beach the male sneakingly covers his penis in sand (helps if a little wet). Then without notice shoves the penis into his partners anus.

ahhh the screaming pellican!!!

by nick like woah September 5, 2007

Two Pint Screamer

Term used to describe someone incapable of drinking alcohol, such that if they drink any more than two pints of lager they start to behave like a twat.

Also used to describe a wimp who insists that alcohol is the root of all evil and only concedes to it "for medicinal purposes".

"Nah, I'm not going if Dave is, he's a two pint screamer, he'll show us up"

"... and a coke with ice for Darren, cos he's a two pint screamer"

by Mr.T, I pity da fool! October 14, 2004

scram

To leave in a hurry; also used as an imperative command meaning 'go away'.

1) We had to scram when the cops showed up.

2) Why are you trespassing on my property? SCRAM!!!

by VAKI5 May 14, 2005