Schrodinger's Cock

When you don't know for certain if that person has a penis or not until you see the person naked.

Guy 1: Wow look at her, I'd like to go with her to bed!
Guy 2: Watch out man, remember: Schrodinger's Cock.
Guy 1: Oh, right.

by Klunsgod April 17, 2017

Schrodinger’s Chat

A Schrodingers a Chat is when a chat is sorta dead but not dead enough to spam dead chat.

Bruh my discord server is a Schrodinger’s Chat.

by sswysh October 14, 2020

schrodinger's creep

When you say something creepy and decided if it was creepy or not depending on if they take it as a complement or get creeped out

Schrodinger's creep is like when someone says "Your legs look really good" and then depending on if it's an awkward laugh then silence or a thank you you would decide if it was creepy or not

by Ok but seriously this is a wor September 12, 2020

Schrodinger's Ejaculation

A situation of when your neither know if someone has ejaculated or has not ejaculated

Don't pull a Schrodinger's Ejaculation on me!

by UltraKami November 9, 2022

Schrodinger's cheater

a person that either have 2 or more dates or is single, and it's impossible to tell unless they met

did you heard that mike was doing out with 2 girls on the same dorm? he's such a Schrodinger's cheater

by KateHanami April 23, 2022

Schrodinger's Honkey

When asians are only POCs when it benefits other POCs.

News: "2 asians were attacked by a white nationalist earlier today, coming only a week after last weeks incident when a stranger attacked an asian woman on the streets."

Bob: "Hey how come they told us what color skin the attacker was today but not last week?"

Kim: "Schrodinger's Honkey man."

by GenderDysphoriaIsAnIllness May 4, 2021

schrodinger's blogger

Schrodinger's Blogger is a term used to describe self-styled journalists who uphold little/no standards of journalistic rigour or integrity, only to declare themselves bloggers upon being challenged on their lack of professionalism.

Commenter - "With even the most basic fact-checking, you can dismiss 90% of this article. Shoddy journalism."
Schrodinger's Blogger - "This was just a blog post about my personal views on the matter."
Commenter - "You're Schrodinger's Blogger."

by Ste V B May 1, 2015