Schrödinger's Dog

A thought experiment which can be observed when a dog brings an object he wants you to throw whilst simultaneously refusing to let go of it.

Our puppy brought me a tennis ball which he wanted me to throw. But, when I tried to get it, he wouldn't let go of it.
Truly a Schrödinger's Dog-type situation.

by Chipped Coffee Mug September 8, 2021

Schrödingers Fag

when you're violently homophobic, but also violently homosexual at the same time.

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by SchroFag October 28, 2022

Schrödingers Ape

Apes are simultaneously retarded and highly-informed, resulting in Kenny having to quantum oscillate deez nuts.

All their fancy quantum physics models failed to solve the Schrödingers Ape paradox.

by TrueBananaMonkey November 19, 2021

Schrödinger's Feminism

Schrödinger's feminism is a woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most. Most specifically Modern Feminism and Western Woman

Bro, she's delusional as fuck, I think she's a believer in Schrödinger's feminism. Sometimes, she acts like she's the empowered independent lady boss then we go on a date, she brings up the issue of her paying the half of the date saying that man should pay.

by mgtowknight September 25, 2023

schrödingers hacker

Person who makes a legitimate post then says "I was hacked" based on reaction

The account was apparently taken over by schrödingers hacker after an instagram post was deemed offensive by most people.

by GD Turtlez March 29, 2020

Schrödinger’s Whore

Someone who will make sexual comments and offers to someone, and will decide if they were joking based on their reaction.

H: Wanna make out?
P: *laughs* No?
H: Kidding *douchebag smile already queued*
P: Yeah right. You’re such a Schrödinger’s Whore.

by JeXantupus June 3, 2023

Schrödinger's Bigot

Someone who says something racist, and when they receive backlash, they take it back and say it is "just a joke"

Schrödinger's Bigot: "All black people should die"
Other person: "What is your problem man, that's screwed up"

Schrödinger's Bigot: "It's just a joke dude chill out"
Other person: "You are being a Schrödinger's Bigot"

by BeadyBell July 1, 2022