Schrödinger’s Whore

Someone who will make sexual comments and offers to someone, and will decide if they were joking based on their reaction.

H: Wanna make out?
P: *laughs* No?
H: Kidding *douchebag smile already queued*
P: Yeah right. You’re such a Schrödinger’s Whore.

by JeXantupus June 3, 2023

Schrödinger's cock

Like Schrödinger's cat, Schrödinger's cock is both big & small until it is seen.
Schrödinger's cock refers to a hidden cock being both the biggest penis and not the biggest penis in the room.
Once a cock has been seen by people in your orbit, it is no longer a Schrödinger's cock.

Jimmy never showers at the gym, he's protecting his precious Schrödinger's cock.

Bob always acted such the Alpha Male, but since he lost his Schrödinger's cock we all know 'he aint all that'.
Ever since Glenn lost his Schrödinger's cock, the size queens won't leave him alone. Turns out he's hung like an elephant.

by mr dash July 2, 2023

Schrödinger’s Hunger

A term used to define someone who is hungry based on the food presented to them.

Frank is a fine example of Schrödinger’s Hunger.

by Everythingistemporary April 10, 2020

Schrödinger’s Closet

When your out to most people but have enough plausible deniability to stay out of deep shit when the conservative relatives come for Thanksgiving

I’m out to most people but not parts of my family.
That’s called Schrödinger’s Closet

by Ur_Mom_Gae May 13, 2020

Schrödinger's Sexuality

Schrödinger's Sexuality: Demi-Bisexual, it means that the person in question is half Bisexual which in turn denotes that they are either a Homosexual or Heterosexual but nobody knows if they just say that they're Demi-Bisexual.

I'm Demi-Bisexual. (Meaning that he is either Heterosexual or Homosexual, but you don't know. That's what makes it Schrödinger's Sexuality)

by Thyvapid May 24, 2022

Schrödinger's Girlfriend

When your girlfriend is so mad at you that you don't know if you have a girlfriend or not.

She asked if I had a girlfriend, so I told her it's complicated, I'm dating Schrödinger's girlfriend.

by Reverend Moonshine May 25, 2023

Schrödinger's marriage

A same-sex marriage where one of the people involved is transgender. Conservatives will simultaneously claim the marriage isn't legitimate because they oppose gay marriage while also claiming the trans person to be their agab, in which case they should see the marriage as being straight and should not have an issue with it. They will still get angry about it regardless because their opinions don't make sense.

Person A: So your homophobic and transphobic aunt is mad at you for marrying a girl even though she believes you are still a man?

Person B: Yeah, I've got a Schrödinger's marriage situation going on.

by Mr.Hangover July 5, 2023