Schrödinger's Sexuality: Demi-Bisexual, it means that the person in question is half Bisexual which in turn denotes that they are either a Homosexual or Heterosexual but nobody knows if they just say that they're Demi-Bisexual.
I'm Demi-Bisexual. (Meaning that he is either Heterosexual or Homosexual, but you don't know. That's what makes it Schrödinger's Sexuality)
by Thyvapid May 24, 2022
An incompetent, pathetic teacher who is also somehow a powerful, dangerous Svengali capable of brainwashing young people in 50 mins. MWF and yet still incapable of getting students to do the reading or turn in assignments on time.
I am Schrödinger's lecturer; conservatives believe I can brainwash their children into becoming liberals, but also that I am incompetent and unworthy of a living wage, having to make do with less than $20,000 a year.
by fauxpow August 22, 2019
The waiting time between getting a Covid-19 test and receiving results when you must be in isolation.
Sorry, I can't go out tonight. I have the sniffles so I got a Covid test yesterday and haven't gotten the results yet. It feels like I have Schrödinger's Covid.
by Jen X December 21, 2021
A project plan which is loose and high level with no constraints on the client while simultaneously highly detailed and precise.
“Claire, you can’t be prescriptive with the timeframes for the client but you need a precise plan including every task with defined resources and dates”
"You mean you want Schrödinger's Gantt?"
"You mean you want Schrödinger's Gantt?"
by Talgarthe May 07, 2021
Mostly used in reference with anime characters of typically traditional feminine traits, specifically wearing the clothing apparel known as skirts. This term implies that no one knows what is under the skirt and whatever is under the skirt is the observer's choice, implying the aforementioned anime character might be a femboy or an actual girl, or perhaps an all devouring eldritch being. This term was arguably first used by semi-popular American/Serbian YouTuber LivingIronicallyInEurope, in reference to his YouTube account's PFP.
John: Man, hentai's so confusing nowadays, you never know who's a girl and who's a boy.
Rohn: I know, everyone's wearing a Schrödinger's skirt.
Rohn: I know, everyone's wearing a Schrödinger's skirt.
by DrinksVodkaWatchesWolfsburg February 17, 2022
Schrödinger's Thot is a female internet celebrity that's only famous because of her looks, but also really ugly and you're totally not attracted to her. They're in a quantum superposition between hot and not.
Chatter: "xddd you think people relly care about ur opinions??? men are only here bcuz they want to f*** u"
Schrödinger's Thot: "That's nice. So you think I'm attractive?"
Chatter: "wtff no ....ur ugly as fuck no one wants u"
Schrödinger's Thot: "So people *are* here to hear my opinions..."
Chatter: "no they jus want to f*** u"
Schrödinger's Thot: "That's nice. So you think I'm attractive?"
Chatter: "wtff no ....ur ugly as fuck no one wants u"
Schrödinger's Thot: "So people *are* here to hear my opinions..."
Chatter: "no they jus want to f*** u"
by farco_ June 03, 2021
Someone who will make sexual comments and offers to someone, and will decide if they were joking based on their reaction.
H: Wanna make out?
P: *laughs* No?
H: Kidding *douchebag smile already queued*
P: Yeah right. You’re such a Schrödinger’s Whore.
P: *laughs* No?
H: Kidding *douchebag smile already queued*
P: Yeah right. You’re such a Schrödinger’s Whore.
by JeXantupus June 03, 2023