To do the Scandinavian cheese grater is to (as a man) ejaculate in and/or around the vagina and have her not wash it off for a week. The male then has to scrape the residue off with his teeth and tongue. Have fun!
Maggie babe you’re not getting in the shower are ya? I told my mates it’s Scandinavian cheese grater week!
by CH200andillstealurbitch November 1, 2017
Get the Scandinavian cheese grater mug.During sex, when the male shits into the others vagina and continues to fuck it, then pulls out just in time before she squirts, to see it "blow up" with the shit.
Girl: What did you two do last night?
Girl 2: Girl he gave me a Scandinavian Volcano twice last night.
Girl 2: Girl he gave me a Scandinavian Volcano twice last night.
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Get the Scandinavian Volcano mug.When you get banged blindfolded and get banged but a group of men including your father. You must guess who is your father by yelling papicock. If you guess wrong you must keep going until you guess write
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Get the Scandinavian Surprise mug.The Scandinavian Dipswerve is a method of dipping frites into any sauce by inserting the frite into the anal or vaginal opening, then swiveling your body to dip the frite into a cup of sauce held in someone else's hand.
My friend got so drunk he tried to pull a Scandinavian Dipswerve on a passing waiter with a tray full of sauces for another table.
by Yeetmaster Pete July 23, 2021
Get the Scandinavian Dipswerve mug.It's when you take your lover to a Scandinavian village and prapare them for a viking war. If they win they get to live yet if they lose they will be beaten to a sauce matter by vikings
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