Scandinavian Scum

That Scandinavian guy/girl that feeds you with filthy lies all the time .

Nivvo / Scandinavian Scum / Slimboslice / Fake Bald Swedish Wannabe Cop

by filipgrk October 23, 2017

Scandinavian Cheese Shredder

Two Scandinavian men and a woman are having a gangbang when the woman pulls out a cheese grater and proceeds to shave the skin of their penises and cut off all their pubes. She then puts the duck skin shavings and pubes on nachos and microwaves it and forces the men to consume it.

The Scandinavian Cheese shredder I saw on TV was so well done!

by Btrain8585 March 22, 2017

scandinavian paintjob

After a guy finishes cumming from a blowjob, the girl spits the cum back on his dick and slathers it to cover every inch of his junk.

"Sarah gave me the nastiest scandinavian paintjob last night, it got everywhere"

by paintjobs4lyfe May 26, 2017

Scandinavian cheese grater

To do the Scandinavian cheese grater is to (as a man) ejaculate in and/or around the vagina and have her not wash it off for a week. The male then has to scrape the residue off with his teeth and tongue. Have fun!

Maggie babe you’re not getting in the shower are ya? I told my mates it’s Scandinavian cheese grater week!

by CH200andillstealurbitch November 1, 2017

Scandinavian Volcano

During sex, when the male shits into the others vagina and continues to fuck it, then pulls out just in time before she squirts, to see it "blow up" with the shit.

Girl: What did you two do last night?
Girl 2: Girl he gave me a Scandinavian Volcano twice last night.

by Thatsadfrogmeme October 12, 2016

Scandinavian Papicock

When you get banged blindfolded and get banged but a group of men including your father. You must guess who is your father by yelling papicock. If you guess wrong you must keep going until you guess write

“Scandinavian papicock”
Sorry you guessed wrong

by Wowwords February 1, 2018

Scandinavian Womb-Ferret

An aesthetically beautiful creature that beds itself into Scandi-culture before systematically working its way through the vagina's of each of the scandi-nations. This wonderful creature has a penchant for vagina's frequent high-altitudes and often don't stay in one country often

Sweet lord, the way that guy collects duty-free from Norway... he must be a Scandinavian womb-ferret

by Scandi-seeker April 13, 2020