Alex Santiago

A karate kid who will steal your girl while playing fortnite

Girl1: whos Alex Santiago
Girl2: my dad....

by Adam is cooler January 31, 2019

Santiago

Santiago is a funny guy and sometimes rude guy and very cute and funny, any girl that dates him they are lucky to have him as a bf sometime he could be annoying

Boy: hey look that Santiago

Girl:the cutest boy ever

Girl: duhhh

Boy: y’all are such a simp

Girl: because he cute
Girl: fr

by ihaveactusmm June 20, 2022

Santiago Vega

Santiago Vegas are the type of people to eat all day and drop out to play Fortnite as a dream job.

Wow Santiago Vega sure is a try hard at Fortnite.

by Dis December 11, 2019

Santiago

Short and lies about his height, don't trust him with babies!!!

Santiago is shorter than I thought

by alexisgod October 27, 2020

Santiago

Hes the ugliest mustiest most manipulative toxic piece of shit mid ass he’ll be cheating with the most midest girls got the most fishiest putrid cologne doesn’t wear deordant during the winter like some disgusting fishy musty crusty mid psychopath

Santiagos a horrible person fishiest person

by L_uisod December 16, 2023

jose santiago

intj latino king who religiously dry scoops. santiago is massively built and is rumored to have slept with women in all 195 countries. good with his hands. beautiful eyes. and a dumpy

person 1: i love jose santiago
person 2: me too

person 1: shut up he’s mine
person 2: ok

by very baller very anarchist November 14, 2021

Santiago

A dangerous, at large criminal who kidnapped and/or killed the original classic Sonic. He is an impostor who is lighter blue, only speaks Scandinavian, and has no charisma. He has naturally evolved past the need for morality and needs to be stopped.

Person 1: Dude, be careful of Santiago, he's been sighted around here!
Person 2: Who's Santiago?
Santiago: *grabs person 2 by the hair and throws them at the wall with such force that they immediately die on impact*

by FaZeFox2 February 11, 2025