samile

A smile made by Sam, the awesome.

Sam, can you please give me a Samile?

by TheMadPersonOnline October 28, 2013

DNA sample

1. after intercourse when a male removes his condom and places the partially semen covered tip of his penis in the woman/women/mens (applies to homosexuals also) mouth.

1. "after i banged her last night, i gave her a DNA sample"

2. (as a joke) "i gave your mom a DNA sample last night"

by kingoflb September 10, 2006

Sambulance

Cute, tiny little girl that is beautiful in absolutely every way.

I miss my little Sambulance.

by CG December 6, 2004

SamClose

Being superior; going into beastmode; always being in beast mode.

Dude that guy just SamClosed it.

Man you see that guy? That guy is a SamClose!

by ConstableAwesome January 17, 2011

core sample

When a guy pops his lover in the backdoor while the chili chute is full, then tries to take a piss afterwards forcing a thin rod of fecal matter to be ejected from the penis

Before Roy could go to the bathroom, Siegfried bent him over and took a core sample.

by W.E. Coyote August 20, 2003

samel toe

This is the sexual act of when one man has a massive scrotum which forms a camel toe like shape in their trousers (shorts, underwear, etc) . Then the man asks random people from his home town to take a whiff of the in between of his samel toe

Joe: has that guy from town asked you to sniff his samel toe yet .
Max: no not yet one of my others pals has told me the stench is unbearable.

by McSharkey January 8, 2015

samula

a power word that can be utilised in multiple occasions for multiple purposes. one of which is to counter attack any valid point an inbred troglodyte may have against you. other occasions where samula can be put into play are when you are in a severe state of weakness or a potentially life threatening situation. chanting each letter summons an army of colon gremlins from the very depths of satans colon. said gremlins wil unleash their wrath and cause an absolute unstoppable shit storm ( pun intended ) on the attacker which will leave their anus stretched and creamed

example 1:

timothy: 12 ÷ 2 IS 6. S I X ! !
Sharon: no it isn't
Timothy: YES IT IS

Sharon: samula
Timothy: *visible defeat and frustration*

by ClapithanozCrizpoz October 10, 2019