A vile, wretched or disgusting Mexican restaurant. A truck stop in Wyoming, where they pour a burrito onto your plate out of a can. Any eating establishment where the food will place you in a race with the Devil for the nearest bathroom. A restaurant which, if it caught on fire, would cause cockroaches to stampede out like a heard of buffalo.
A roach-coach with a painting of the Virgin Mary on the side, and at least one missing tire, is the Casa de Salmonella.
by Bloater October 17, 2011
Get the Casa de Salmonella mug.a variation of the common nipple cripple. to perform a leaping salmon, one must make a face that looks like a fish with its mouth open and "leap" somewhat discreetly/covertly from a distance and bite their targets moob or nipple.
Must be done swiftly and in such a way that the victim does not see it coming, otherwise the victim may act to block your leaping salmon. called a leaping salmon because of how salmon leap out of the sea, i dunno it looks sorta similar.
Should not be performed if the victims moob looks sweaty, because that just tastes awful.
Must be done swiftly and in such a way that the victim does not see it coming, otherwise the victim may act to block your leaping salmon. called a leaping salmon because of how salmon leap out of the sea, i dunno it looks sorta similar.
Should not be performed if the victims moob looks sweaty, because that just tastes awful.
1: Dude. i hear you were in hospital for a while?
2: Yeah, I tried to leaping salmon Micheal Moore but got a little much moob in my mouth, choked on it and subsequently suffocated.
2: Yeah, I tried to leaping salmon Micheal Moore but got a little much moob in my mouth, choked on it and subsequently suffocated.
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your so salomon dude!
by Situation454 December 9, 2010
Get the Salomon mug.The action of inserting one's hand into another person's armpit and rapidly wiggling as a salmon would wiggle it's tail when swimming. Simultaneously shout 'sneaky salmon' to notify the one who is being sneaky salmoned.
Dude I just sneaky salmoned the shit out of that girl's armpit.
Sneaky salmon, sneaky salmon bahahhaha!
Sneaky salmon, sneaky salmon bahahhaha!
by Shrimp Hands May 2, 2013
Get the Sneaky Salmon mug.Infamous movie made by director Pier Paulo Pasolini in the mid 70s. It is about a group of middle aged men who have a bunch of kids captive in a castle-like place somewhere in Italy in the 40s. These men force the kids to eat shit, abuse them sexually and physically, and at the end of the movie, torture and mutilate them. The "white ring" DVD of this movie sells for as much as $900.00 on eBay.
When I saw "Salo: The 120 Days of Sodom" at a theater in 1979, by the end of the movie, only a few people were still in the place. Most could not stomach it, and walked out at some point during the film.
by Woody Thomas May 8, 2006
Get the Salo: The 120 Days of Sodom mug.a disease contracted by reptiles that spreads easily to humans. its not good to keep small reptiles around children. do not let them put the reptiles in their mouths. also, you need a protected cage for small reptiles with salmonella, because it can easily seep out and be contracted by humans. small reptiles are illegal in the united states because salmonella was contracted by many americans in the 1970s. DO NOT LET REPTILES WITH SALMONELLA BE PURCHASED! especially if they are not sold through a certified pet store.
by Rebecca N12345 August 5, 2007
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A dance that is produced by swinging your arms in a wiggle side to side while wiggling your body, much like a salmon swimming upstream.
A dance that is produced by swinging your arms in a wiggle side to side while wiggling your body, much like a salmon swimming upstream.
When I first did the salmon all the people just laughed.
They looked around and stood like I was on crack.
I heard somebody say out loud "What the fuck is that? This nigga's dancing like a fish, while he's doing the snap!"
But the more I kept doing it, the more they were feeling it.
Then I heard some bitches saying "That nigga's killing it"
By the end of the night, everyone was on my team
And the whole club was dancing like a salmon floating up stream!
Royal Millen teaches handicapped kids how to do the Salmon Dance. He owns.
They looked around and stood like I was on crack.
I heard somebody say out loud "What the fuck is that? This nigga's dancing like a fish, while he's doing the snap!"
But the more I kept doing it, the more they were feeling it.
Then I heard some bitches saying "That nigga's killing it"
By the end of the night, everyone was on my team
And the whole club was dancing like a salmon floating up stream!
Royal Millen teaches handicapped kids how to do the Salmon Dance. He owns.
by DoDaSalmonDance October 7, 2008
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