sympathy throwdown

Having sex with someone as you feel sorry for them. Typically used when either instigator has just left a relationship.

'Ciara was a bit pissed jake left her, so I gave her a sympathy throwdown'

by Monty Bob July 23, 2007

SYMATI

SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND TAKE IT.

An antonym, used to exclaim to a whiney bitch to stop their whining and get on with it.
also, is a way of life for someone who is exceedingly busy, but has no choice but to keep working.

1. symati the fuck up, bitches!!!

2. "i'm so tired...but i better symati if i want to get out of here at a reasonable time."

by poopfaced December 14, 2008

Sympathey Head

The act or performance of fellatio immediately following a tragic event or accident.

1. ) Hey Mel! If I break my arm jumping off this tree fort would you give me sympathey head?!?!
2. ) YES! Just got my wisdom teeth out, time for SYMPATHEY HEAD.
3. ) So I was walking down the street when I saw the mail man trip, and this stay at home mother immediately ran out to give some sympathey head.
4. ) If Chris thinks hes getting sympathey head over that bullshit, hes got another thing COMING!

by wordsRus June 3, 2009

Sympathetic Vomitter

1. A person who vomits at the sight of someone else puking

Guy #1: Man, I hate working at Chuck E. Cheese! When a little kid puked the new cashier threw up after watching. Now I have to clean up both!
Guy #2: Sounds like she's a sympathetic vomitter

by mimimimimi June 30, 2009

sympathy flush

When one flushes at any point during (midway through) "number two" as an attempt to reduce/diminish the overall smell.

One could request a "sympathy flush" from the individual in the adjoining stall of a restroom, should one experience an unpleasant odour. "Ummm...I think that merits/merited a sympathy flush. Dude - did you have mexican for lunch?"

by Kooky23 October 19, 2009

Sympathy Sale

A sale made because the customer feels sorry for a store-owner that stands there forever never selling anything.

Usually made after walking past the store/stall on separate occasions and seeing zero customers every time.

Sonia: Hey, have you ever seen that guy with the hot corn in the mall actually sell any?

Andy: Nah I never have, I kinda feel sorry for him.

Sonia: Yeah same, that's why I bought some corn today, he was freakin ecstatic!

Andy: Ahh, a sympathy sale. Nice.

by HPfag February 6, 2010

Sympathy Slice

slice of pizza given to someone who has not pitched in to buy the pizza.

Hey can i have a slice?" "Do you have a dollar?" "No" "im sorry my friend but i dont give a sympathy slice

by FTDan June 10, 2010