scrotum sweater

A thick layer of pubic hair that pertains only to men as its function is keeping the scrotum super toasty.

"Holy hot tamales, look at that guy's pubes!"
"That's a serious scrotum sweater he's got there!"

by hSak March 5, 2016

Bag Sweater

Very hot day

Man it's a real bag sweater out there.

by Bbo1234 June 29, 2018

Your sweater

You gave her your sweater. It's just polyester but you like her better. I wish i was heather

I still remember the the third of December, me in your sweater. You said it looked better on me then it did on you.

by Ihateforests August 19, 2020

sweater fetish

An extreme love of guys in sweaters. Not always sexual but sometimes is. Sweaters are exceptionally great when paired with button downs.

That girl has a sweater fetish, that guy in a sweater is so attractive to her, it kinda turns her on a little, I don't think she wants it on him much longer.

by Sweaterfetisher November 27, 2014

Douche Sweater

the end result of a woman's pubic hairs being covered in toilet paper with urine, blood or other substances as a bonding agent.

I was going to go down on Stacy until I saw she was wearing her Douche Sweater

by KatieMcDuh March 21, 2011

Turkey sweater

The moment the males excess ball sack skin folds back behind his own shaft.

Susan, NO, you know those pants give me a turkey sweater.

by DabMauFive November 4, 2017

Dick Sweater

To cover ones penis and balls with a tube sock or gym sock.

Man, all i'm going to wear is a dick sweater tonight, like the Red Hot Chili Peppers did.

by JackGeorge June 1, 2009