Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

It is the third movie in the Star Wars series, and is also the one in which Anakin Skywalker becomes Darth Vader after being driven insane by fear of losing his girlfriend, Padme (or Queen Amidala.) It is also easily the most disturbing Star Wars movie, because near the end, Anakin/Darth Vader is burned alive...ON SCREEN...

Person 1: Omg, like, Twilight is totally, like the BEST MOVIE EVER, like!
Person 2: Uhm, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith is better, bitch.

by Uchiha Izuna the Clan War Guy September 16, 2013

Star Wars Kid

A poor and rather unfortunate overweight boy, who self massacred himself by filming a rather unpleasant set of physical actions.

Doesn't Jordan look like the Star Wars Kid??

by Bradley the Explorer January 28, 2004

star wars battlefront

The greatest game of all time known to make husbands and sons disappear for days at a time only showing their bloodshot eyes and calussed thumbs to gather food for the week

Dude have you seen the new trailer for star wars battlefront?

by joyboy53 April 20, 2015

Star Wars Kid

An overweight Star Wars fan from Quebec. He taped himself pretending to fight a lightsaber battle (every time I try to see it I'm redirected grrr) which is supposed to be so bad it's funny. Some of his "friends" uploaded the video to the net. Soon 5 million people saw him. Oh dear.

Well, I may be embarrassed but I'm totally famous.

by Newbia April 26, 2004

star wars job

A hand job involving a horny teen and a lightsaber (or any star wars toy). First, you stick the lightsaber (or toy) in her ass then you wiggle it around to make her intestines move around then setting the lightsaber fully extended on the floor you shove her onto it. She or it will break. If it breaks then you proceed to make her give you a handjob or a blowjob.

"That nerd in English class performed a nasty star wars job in front of me. Probably the best climax every."

Husband "Honey I want to try something new"
Wife "okay"
Husband "can you do a star wars job to me"

by Ackchan451 November 17, 2016

star wars sequels

another word for trash

yo peter are you gonna take the star wars sequels out

by bananalol257 October 9, 2020

Star Wars Day

Star wars day (May 4th) is a day that shouldn't, but does exist.

"Happy Star Wars day!"
"Um, what?"
"Its May the 4th! May the 4th be with you!"
"Go fuck yourself."

by Indue May 4, 2022