John-spawn

Your mother being a prostitute

To be the son or daughter of a John

"What the hell would you know?, You're a f**king John-spawn"

by Jamesalberta January 02, 2007

Spawn-camping

Actively inducing, and/or waiting for a girl to break up with her boyfriend so you can comfort her and steal her for yourself.

Friend 1:Hey mark, how is spawn-camping Lisa going?
Mark: it worked, her boyfriend was kind of a cuck

by BoomBoom516 March 07, 2022

spawn jockey

A professional sperm donor.

Alfred recently became a spawn jockey, and was coming up with an extra grand a month.

by ElCommissioner October 01, 2017

spawn hole

Another word for a woman's vagina

I put my dick in her in her spawn hole and 3 kids came out

by MZA&GZA April 15, 2009

camp spawn

to stay in one place in the house at a party, and only talk to people who come to your area.

:derived from games like Counter Strike, in which it is used to define the act of staying near the area in which you spawned at the beginning of the round.

"Have you moved from this spot all night?"

"Nah man."

"Well don't fucking camp spawn, lets go outside or something."

by StealsyourstereO November 12, 2006

Spawn of Ugly

A play-on of Spawn of Satan. Used to describe a very ugly coworker or person you know and openly mock. A reject to society that will NEVER do it with anyone not blind or mentally sane.

Paul-"Look at Jessica, she is SO ugly, I'd never do her!"

James-"Shes not just ugly, shes the Spawn of Ugly."

Paul-"True that."

by *NOT_THE_SPAWN_OF_UGLY* June 22, 2010

Spawn Kills

When you are a high school senior, and you bang a grade freshman

"yo do hear about Owen?"
"yeah yo i heard he got 10 spawn kills"

by Eroc Ticcson March 06, 2018