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south park fan

fan of the show South Park
pretends like they are not depressed however they hate themselves
will never get a girlfriend
Have you had your first kiss yet?
No Im a south park fan
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South Park

A hilarious comedy show about Eric Cartman, Kyle Brofloski, Stan Marsh, and Kenny McCormick living in a redneck town called South Park. It shows what it is like living in a small town and often involves social commentary. However, the show gets very preachy when it makes fun of politics by promoting their own. Other than that, its awesome!
by Blitzkrieg999 May 7, 2010
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South Park

Stan: You know, somebody once said, “Don’t try to be a great man, just be a man.”
Jesus: Who said that?
Stan: You did, Jesus.
Jesus: You’re right, Stan. Thank you, boys!
Kyle: Wow, did he say that in the Bible?
Stan: Nah, I saw it on Star Trek.

Stan: Dude, we don’t have any talent.
Cartman: That didn’t stop any of the other boy bands, damn it!

Mr. Garrison: Well, your moms are just upset. They’re probably all on their periods or something.
Gregory: Mr. Garrison, Wendy and I think that was a sexist statement.
Mr. Garrison: Well, I’m sorry, Wendy. But I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.

Bebe: Mom, what's six times eight?
Bebe's mom: Oh, sweetie, those are two completely different numbers.

Cartman: Okay, Token, give me a sweet bass line.
Token: I don't know how to play the bass.
Cartman: Token, how many times do we have to go through this? You're black. You can play bass.

Token: I'm getting sick of your stereotypes.
Cartman: Get as sick as you want, just give me a goddamn bass line!
Token: Plays the bass expertly Oh, goddammit.

south park rocks :)
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My tv Bible...this show rules along w/ Simpsons and Malcom In the Middle
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Seattle Southpaw

To reach inside the vagina and jack yourself off while screwing a girl in the ass.
Barbara Stiensand's favorite position to do after taking a few valium is the Seattle Southpaw.
by Powered by God March 22, 2003
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South Park

South Park is an adult animated sitcom created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone for the Comedy Central television network that takes a satirical view on current issues in the U.S. and around world.
South Park makes fun of society's ignorance and prejudice.

Ignore the vulgar delivery, and South Park is the most clever show on television.
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southpaw shocker

The act of doing the Shocker during sex but instead of your hand you use your big toe and your pinky toe
Broke my hand last week while skating so now I have to hit her with the Southpaw Shocker
by Southpaw Sipper June 17, 2021
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