sour tube

When you bust a load into somebodys rectum, they fart it out into a test tube, mix it with food coloring, shake it up, and sell it as that sour gooey stuff.

Mike Schmitt made a sour tube with the help of Pete.

by The LINDus River Valley October 15, 2003

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sour tabs

License plate tabs that are very old and expired. Most people's sour tabs are over a month expired because they are too broke to afford new ones.

Duder 1: "Fuck dude I got a ticket today."

Duder 2: "For what?"

Duder 1: "My tabs. They expired last month."

Duder 2: "Damn dude! Those are some sour tabs. I been telling you to get them shits for weeks now."

by westfalia January 08, 2010

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Sour Stomach

When your burps are more disgusting than your farts.

Do you have a sour stomach? Your breath smells like actual vomit.

by FleshyAcorn November 26, 2015

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sour puss

What you get from inadvertently picking up a soured washcloth to wash your face. The smell soaks into your skin and cannot be removed.Only after a new layer of skin is formed will the smell begin to fade.

Echhh! I got sour puss off that wash rag!!!

by wolfbait51 May 05, 2011

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sour mash

(v) when a man cannot get an erection, but proceeds with the act of coitis anyways

etymology - the limp penis is mashed against the vagina resulting in a poor (or sour) sexual experience; the term also alludes to whiskey dick, as sour mash is the name for a process in the distilling industry that uses material from an older batch of mash to start fermentation in the batch currently being made

After consuming a fifth of Jack Daniels, and suffering from whiskey dick, Larry sour mashed Lindsay anyways.

by Lucius Bertolli November 05, 2009

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