A person with the ability to clear an entire room with their farts, especially when done via the SBD/silent but deadly method. A pun on "stealth bomber".
Steve just did a smealth bomber in the cafeteria! Cleared the whole place out! All he said was it was a gift from the gods to share, and that you gotta share the smealth!
by LonePooper May 4, 2018
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Keith brings home cajun rubbed wings and eats them in bed and the sheets have cajun smear all over them.
by Jay 1975 January 27, 2017
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Ryan would do anything for Cody, so when Cody asked to try the German smear, Ryan pooped his right there. #truelove
by El Conquistador May 19, 2018
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- UGLYIER THAN A BLUE WAFFLED COVERED IN SHIT
- Resembles the creature named Smeagol
- Stays silent the whole time when he is with you...so silent that you won't even know until he does the CREATURE SCREEEH (will be defined next)
- Creature Screech = the sound it makes when its circle jacking, mad, happy, any other emotion and sounds like a mix a jackal being raped by elephant and a lil gurl screaming
- Plays xbox live only to play gay music, say nothing, and pretend to be a hard nigga in front of his few friends
- Has a Creature Cave
- Can't bench more than the bar ITSELF
- Cusses like a PUSSY ASS PUNK BITCH FUCKER that got neutered to prevent the spread of Creatureism
- Weighs less than 90lbs
- Circle jacks himself to sleep every night + ask anyone near him to join him in it
- You will Nickelback or Creed when he is near
- UGLYIER THAN A BLUE WAFFLED COVERED IN SHIT
- Resembles the creature named Smeagol
- Stays silent the whole time when he is with you...so silent that you won't even know until he does the CREATURE SCREEEH (will be defined next)
- Creature Screech = the sound it makes when its circle jacking, mad, happy, any other emotion and sounds like a mix a jackal being raped by elephant and a lil gurl screaming
- Plays xbox live only to play gay music, say nothing, and pretend to be a hard nigga in front of his few friends
- Has a Creature Cave
- Can't bench more than the bar ITSELF
- Cusses like a PUSSY ASS PUNK BITCH FUCKER that got neutered to prevent the spread of Creatureism
- Weighs less than 90lbs
- Circle jacks himself to sleep every night + ask anyone near him to join him in it
- You will Nickelback or Creed when he is near
None can be given about The Creature aka Smeagol. Last time it was nearly hunted to extinction . At least one must present to serve as example of what to avoid becoming.
by Reverend Gucci August 9, 2012
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