sleekping

Sleek - ping

IPA slik-pɪŋ

def 1: Verb: an American/Polish slang word for an action of: either slipping, falling, sliding or get dragged across a gymnasium type floor, tile, aluminum or other smooth floor surfaces and manage to get burned/ cut in the process you big baby.

def 2: Adjective: originating from the old Saxon word 'slap' which led to much confusion when a guy asked a girl if she wanted to 'slap' with him. Seeing as he wanted to bed her, he quickly learned the art of inebriation and the word transformed into what we know now as 'sleep'. but still! this drinking thing was working and had transformed this lovely word, 'sleek' or 'sleekping'. Allowing the host to still somehow get the point across to any young depressed maiden. Thus later in the night, busting into the flat and startling the roomate who states "what the heck?! I'm having my parents over for dinner, do that somewhere else!" the host can look at the roomies mother coyly whilst draped over said maiden and say "shhh shh wez gonnabe sleepking mk?" then maniacally laugh and do the bidding in the next room being keenly aware the walls are equivalent to a Japanese tea house.

I just finished sleekping, I'm going to try long sleeves next time.

by deconqueror April 25, 2014

Currently Sweeping Mines

Currently Sweeping Mines is a new youtuber who makes videos playing minesweeper. You can also find them as currentlysweepingmines or crntlysweepingmines.

"Currently Sweeping Mines just uploaded a new video!"
"Hi, everyone. I'm Currently Sweeping Mines." (That's how I always start my videos)

by Currently Sweeping Mines February 14, 2023

sleeping dragon

A penis that, when limp, is embarassingly small, but when erect, is of suitable or better size.

Yeah, laugh all you want now ladies, come to my place and I'll show you it's a sleeping dragon.

by Madcat221 October 16, 2008

Sleeping Hippo

A turd left in the top tank of a toilet. Often undiscovered for weeks, leaving an unmistakable odour that no amount of air freshener can neutralize.

Liam hated his filthy, selfish housemates; so when he moved out he left them a sleeping hippo as a parting gift.

by Ice J February 27, 2010

Sleeping Realm Theory

A Kingdom Hearts fan theory that is pathetically inconsistent and does not match with lore, anyone who objects to it is a bitter SoKai shipper and or dudebro who has nothing better to do with their lives.

Person 1: Have y’all read the sleeping realm theory

Person 2: You mean that fanfic that does it’s absolute best to justify a crack pairing.

by Concept October 16, 2019

sleeping sperm donkey

While the victim is sleeping, preferably face up, the person performing the task begins to masturbate. Just before ejaculation, mount the victim such that the sperm will land on the victim's lips, and punch them dead in the face. Right when they wake up, shoot a load in their face or mouth, jump off and yell, "I GOT YA BITCH!," then run out of the room and get in a car and drive away. Name inspired by the Donkey Punch

B: she tricked me into giving her a backrub with promises of sex, and then said she was too tired and fell asleep.

K: what a bitch.

B: yeah but i got her back, after she fell asleep I gave her a sleeping sperm donkey and ran over her persian cat sam as i drove away.

by sexaddict July 21, 2006

social sleeping

To fall asleep, usually without warning in a social situation.

spicer really needs to cut down on his social sleeping

by mr low grade August 23, 2007