Slag

A person who will literally shag an inanimate object what a fucking cunt, they will literally violate the anus of anything that moves for some sexual tension

Boy 1:who is that stinky cow over there that stinks of shit and cum and is shagging a tree
Boy2: oh thats just some filthy slag dont waste your vision looking at that cum rag

by the biggest bird 69 January 5, 2023

slag

Ya mum.
hahaha..get it? ur mum...? slag..? hahaha. hahaha. its funny.

Your mum was great last night
hahaha.
actualy its just not funny any more

by Dickwad January 2, 2005

Slag

A teenage mum or a girl who glamorizes being a teen mum

Jayda is such a slag, she walks round in a short skirt and heels and is like 'ooh look at me, I'm sexy.'

by nonayabiz January 30, 2007

slag

1. A ladies Man, like a mans man except all the benefits.

2. A word jealous women use because they are intimidated by a female sexual predator able to suck bollock milk from her boyfriends wank bag in less time than she.

3. A woman or man willing to share there sex organs with who and how ever many people are willing.

4. Type of woman who will even go with your ugly mates. Meaning you can get on with going bollock deep on a fit bird.

Jealous GF: What a slag

About to be dumped boyfriend: Shes not that bad at least her fanny isn't the size of an empty pillow case.

by MickLinge April 17, 2006

slag

To badmouth someone or something unfairly.

Elitist ass wipe: Andrew W.K. sucks. You call him a real musician? Listen to some real music.
W.K fan.: Slag off, salad tosser. Keep listening to your pretentious pseudo-art babble.

by the shredder February 10, 2005

slag

Similar to a skag but also implies a sort of sliminess.

Jamie's a slag- sex with her is like playing STD russian roulette.

by Billy the Girl August 29, 2005

slag

a filthy slob of a human being who does minimal work and gets paid a whole days pay to do ten miniutes of actual work.

dude that guy hasn't showered for days and the slag makes twice what I do.

by DVIRGIN May 29, 2005