shroom stamp

When a man has been with a woman and his member is in any way tainted by any type of smearable substances and uses the head of his member to apply a shroom stamp to her face. These stamps may be applied gently and lovingly or popped on quickly.

your forehead was the obvious spot for a shroom stamp!

by Chip Kimbal February 04, 2007

shroom bruise

when you dick slap your bitch on the forehead leaving a mushroom shaped bruise. another word for mushroom tattoo

i smacked the ho in the forehead and left a shroom bruise that lasted for a week

by douglas epley November 06, 2006

shroom buttcheeks

the underneath of the tip of the penis, where the skin folds into a buttcheek shap

She licked my shroom buttcheeks.

by montron April 17, 2004

Shroom bagged

It's when you t bag someone so hard that you leave a mushroom tat on their forehead

I came down that bitch so hard I shroom bagged her.

by deathcapt November 18, 2009

Shroom Mark

Noun: Figurative. The impression left on the skin of a person's face or elsewhere on the body, as a result of being slapped by a (usually) circumsized penis. Also see Shroom Whack.

That person is so annoying he deserves to be shroom marked.

by benderbot February 26, 2011

Shroom Poppin'

Incerting just the head of a penis into ones mouth, sliding it in and out creating a popping noise.

The techinique of "Shroom Poppin'" is primarily used to please supervisors as a means for gaining promotions in the workforce.

by El Gooch! April 07, 2011

shroom joint

A mixture of marijuanna and shroom matter tightly rolled in a zig zag

That shroom joint was a superb smoke

by R.J.S December 22, 2008