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Shithead

Shithead is a name a parent would give to the most unfortunate of foetuses
Darryl: omg look at the new kids name.
Marco: his name is deadass shithead, his parents must hate him
by ChildishMcqueen March 20, 2024
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Shithead

The type of person that would leave a skid mark on the toilet and not clean it up after using the bathroom, in public or in somebody’s house.
That guy is a total shithead, he walked out of the bathroom before me and left skid marks on the toilet.
by jgn21 May 22, 2024
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Shithead

Pronounced: Sha-Feed

The phrase "Shit Head" but without the space making both the T & H silent as per expected pronunciation.

Can be used to comical affect during a conversation to describe someone or a pet. Can also be pluralised: Shitheads
My dog Benji was being a right Shithead yesterday.

The current government are a bunch of Fucking Shitheads.
by Neosid December 2, 2025
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SHITHEAD.

A PENIS OR CLIT glans that has SHIT ON IT.

A SHITEATER who did not wash thoroughly.

A hidden dirty ethnic OVERTURE saying AMERICANS are worthless by walking into any place with a SHIT SMEAR on both HEADS any SEX.

A PRANK where better than ANERICAN PIE for HEIRING out differences of ARROGANT PEOPLE.

COROZON.

GOOGLEHEAD

STUDY OF BIBLONOMICS.
Yes Oh MARIE that SEX was so intense last night AARON as it left us being a SHITHEAD touche.

You know that SHITEATER ought to be more careful or that supermarche won't allow that BON MARCHE MERDE SHITHEAD back in that CONSUMPTION DEPARTMENT.

We will come into your store with a SHITHEAD because that is what we think of you being ETHNOCENTRIC you know who you are , MOTHERFUCKERS.

John I heard the other day you changed their TUNE by walking in LITERALLY with a moist SHITHEAD to show your loyalty to those ARROGANT LEGAL EAGLES as I heard iyiu beat the FLOOR OF THE OCEAN JOKES as YOUR STENCH symbolized their GRANDILOQUENCE towards their fellow HUMAN BEINGS.

CAROLE KING says "IT'S TOO LATE" as you are such a SHITHEAD for being so STINKY with my BABIES AND CHILDREN you SWEETHEART as the PINK MAFIA says, STINKWOOD head of RSO.

ACCOMODATE fully CAMP SHITHEAD as this is the one heading GOOGLE BOOT CAMP and there are somewhere in SILICON VALLEY the FACE OF TESLA the HolliowUnderGroundS to offer the ultimate protection.

Just a short way to ERECT A SIGN on a human being as I will demonstrate shortly using the ECONOMY OF WORDS concept on a BIB is another SHITHEAD. at work your illustrious SHITEATER.
by TESLA FACE ALPHABET August 25, 2021
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shithead shocker

The act of sticking the head of a person (usually of diminutive status) in a toilet bowl full of feces and flushing away. The combination of being smothered by nasty toilet water and swirling shit makes the poor shmuck feel even worse about him/herself. (Not to be confused to the actual shocker)
Yo dude! The bowl's overflowing; let's find a poor unsuspecting punk to give the shithead shocker.

I hope I don't see Ralph and Tony today. Last time I saw them, they gave me the shithead shocker.
by Dudedude August 4, 2006
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Shithead In Chief

It has become increasingly clear that the Shithead in Chief has declared war on democracy.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 4, 2019
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shithead sled

A home-made go-kart, boat, or other motorized/wheeled vehicle that exhibits a general lack of quality in it's construction; i.e. poor welds, aesthetics, structure, and general design.
Although the cliff edge was approaching at an alarming rate, Uncle Terry had enough time to finish his moonshine and ponder the logic behind not putting brakes on his shithead sled.
by Coon catcher January 18, 2008
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