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Shanghai Shake

Shanghai Shake.

1. Noun. A post move commonly used by the 7' 6" NBA basketball superstar center, Yao Ming. Consists of faking the defender one way and then following with a fadeaway going the opposite direction.

The move has many drawbacks however, if executed poorly, you could contract a tumor. There are other rare, but serious cases in which a man executed the move poorly and broke every bone in his left leg. Needless to say, he never recovered from the injury.

The move however, if executed perfectly, can severely injure the opposing player (if done to an NBA player). If the move is executed on an average person, then he will most likely be killed.
Example 1 - *Yao Ming does a perfect Shanghai Shake on Shaq*

Shaq: OH MY GOD!!! AHAHHHHAHAHH!!! I'M GOING BLIND!

Example 2 - *Yao Ming does a perfect Shanghai Shake on random person*

Random Person: WHAT THE HE-- *seizure*
by ssp0929 April 4, 2009
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Shangnon

1. A super cool person who is good at everything; very asian 2. A person with a father who may or may not approve of the person's boyfriend/girlfriend and likes manly things like fishing and fighting bears
Omg look at the person they are so totally shangnon

That girl over there next to the fishing pole and stock market chart is totally shangnon
by mangledbabyducks123 December 8, 2009
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Sching

What your friends yell when, during a night out drinking, you become extremely tired, slur your speech and eventually fall asleep. The sound of the reaper's scythe when he catches up with you.
Look at Barnes! He might have had one too many. SCHING!!
by Shames September 26, 2017
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Coco-Shango

An anal sexual position when you use cocoa butter has your lubricant
Yo, bro I'm gonna Coco-Shango her so hard tonight.
by Nic Cheese February 4, 2018
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Wu Shang Warrior

1. A warrior with great power, known to be the best in the world

2. A person of great annoyance
"Hey did you see Steven fight that guy! He's a Wu Shang Warrior indeed."
"Stop being a Wu Shang Warrior, that's a job for Steven."
by probablygoose May 26, 2018
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shengha

:good positive vibes: vital cosmic energy: camaraderie
Man, this freakin' place is so shengha. I don't ever want to leave.
by Delta Springs July 29, 2011
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Shanghai'd

Using false means or coercion to achieve a desired outcome from an individual.

Shanghaiing refers to the practice of conscripting men as sailors by coercive techniques such as trickery, intimidation, or violence. Those engaged in this form of kidnapping were known as crimps..
My girl told me we were going watch the game up at Woody's bar, but we ended up at Pottery Barn... she really shanghai'd my ass!
by Texdem20 December 20, 2012
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