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An apple, being spherical and smooth, is one of the least sharp objects one could find. The phrase "sharp as an apple" therefore means that the subject is slow mentally. An idiot. It can also be used in a self-deprecating manner whenever someone comments on your failures, though typically it helps if you don't actually believe you are.
Guy 1: Hey man, what do you think would happen if I stuck my hand in this blender and turned it on?
Guy 2: You really are sharp as an apple, you know that?
by Turkey Boy February 27, 2008
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She has on a pair of sharp shoes.
by fayeson November 17, 2009
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Jew's Harp

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Noun.
A sexual act which involves pressing the nose into the Vagina, the toungue into the anus, and humming. Generally used as the finishing move in a session of cunnilingus.
Not all women respond to this, but those who do respond in a big way.
Also known as the "lady's hummer".

NOTE: Please take extreme care not to exhale through the nose into the vagina. This is physically dangerous to both partners. Breathe through the mouth, and never, in any sexual act, blow into the vagina or penis!
It may have a racist name, but the ladies love it. Are you man enough to play the Jew's Harp?
by Counselor Johnny July 28, 2005
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Ones who favorite word is “Skip”. This person mutters “Skip in his sleep when nobody’s around.
Ur such a Shannon Sharp just shut the fuck up for once in your life.
by Psychomania October 20, 2019
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Matt Sharp

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Matt Sharp played bass and sang falsetto in the popular group Weezer during the recording of The Blue Album and Pinkerton.
Weezer was really killer when Matt Sharp was in the band.”
by Mrsnobody July 8, 2016
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e sharp

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retarded music nerds' way to say "f" to pay respects
guy: my dog died
retarded band guy: e sharp
by rushil is my son April 15, 2020
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