shallow water jew

A shallow water Jew is similar to a deep water Jew. It spends most of its time rubbing two golden coins together in its marshy home

"Dude while out croc hunting with crocodile Dundee we saw a shallow water Jew!"

by Chrisisgay3345 April 20, 2018

shallow end of the gene pool

Used to describe simple (stupid) people who might be missing a few vital genetic components.

In-bred Betty Sue came from the shallow end of the gene pool.

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

sheep shit in shallow water

something that is offensive to any of the senses by reason of its extreme ugliness or by being totally devoid of what the utterer considers to be redeeming value.

"That motherfucker has his nerve calling anydamnbody ugly - he looks like sheep shit in shallow water even in his BEST outfit."

by C. Perniphelus Chuckles April 17, 2010

swim in the shallow end

Swimming in the shallow end, or to swim in the shallow end, is another phrase that means to smoke pot from a bong.

"Do you wanna go swim in the shallow end over at my house?"

"I heard she was swimming in the shallow end the other night, if you can catch my drift.."

by Boopidoopi January 3, 2012

As annoying as a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket

an expression to tell how annoying somebody/something is, as much as something probably very messy.

The reference to a "thick piece of shit" and the fact it is no fitting for a "shallow bucket" probably comes from a real life experience most likely to have happened at the beginning of the 20th century and those before, when modern time toilets were nowhere to be seen in farmhouses and camping grounds of America.

Guy 1: I truly think you should not play with matches that close to the gaz tanks...

Guy2: shut up, you're as annoying as a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket!!!

by Machinegun8arg April 2, 2008

Stupid dirty hateful unloving coldhearted shallow heartless niggers

All Earthlings who are trying to force my biological mother into my bed instead of a wife.

Fuck off you Stupid dirty hateful unloving coldhearted shallow heartless niggers

by Walnut91 June 1, 2023

Shallow mouthing

As opposed to deep throating, when it's not possible to achieve due to the lack of inches of a man's penis, shallow mouthing must then be performed.

I ain't doing no deep throating tonight, just shallow mouthing , cuz his dick was tiny.

by NazioftheGrammer April 1, 2017