A shallow water Jew is similar to a deep water Jew. It spends most of its time rubbing two golden coins together in its marshy home
by Chrisisgay3345 April 20, 2018
Get the shallow water jewmug. by Sandi68 April 28, 2006
Get the shallow end of the gene poolmug. something that is offensive to any of the senses by reason of its extreme ugliness or by being totally devoid of what the utterer considers to be redeeming value.
"That motherfucker has his nerve calling anydamnbody ugly - he looks like sheep shit in shallow water even in his BEST outfit."
by C. Perniphelus Chuckles April 17, 2010
Get the sheep shit in shallow watermug. Swimming in the shallow end, or to swim in the shallow end, is another phrase that means to smoke pot from a bong.
"Do you wanna go swim in the shallow end over at my house?"
"I heard she was swimming in the shallow end the other night, if you can catch my drift.."
"I heard she was swimming in the shallow end the other night, if you can catch my drift.."
by Boopidoopi January 3, 2012
Get the swim in the shallow endmug. an expression to tell how annoying somebody/something is, as much as something probably very messy.
The reference to a "thick piece of shit" and the fact it is no fitting for a "shallow bucket" probably comes from a real life experience most likely to have happened at the beginning of the 20th century and those before, when modern time toilets were nowhere to be seen in farmhouses and camping grounds of America.
The reference to a "thick piece of shit" and the fact it is no fitting for a "shallow bucket" probably comes from a real life experience most likely to have happened at the beginning of the 20th century and those before, when modern time toilets were nowhere to be seen in farmhouses and camping grounds of America.
Guy 1: I truly think you should not play with matches that close to the gaz tanks...
Guy2: shut up, you're as annoying as a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket!!!
Guy2: shut up, you're as annoying as a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket!!!
by Machinegun8arg April 2, 2008
Get the As annoying as a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucketmug. by Walnut91 June 1, 2023
Get the Stupid dirty hateful unloving coldhearted shallow heartless niggersmug. A twat that wants alot of attention & people to pity her, so she makes up lies that every man she talks to tries to proposition her for sexual favors. Also known for making up lies about every possible thing, from being a: porn star, stripper, caregiver, chef, blogger for Huffington Post and a million other professionals, being robbed & having her property damaged to also having cancer- Yes, that's right, even lies about Cancer! The only thing truthful would be that she would suck any cock given the chance, for some meth to put in her glass dick- Which she keeps hidden in her vagina, hence the name "Shallow Twat"
That shallow twat kept telling story after story, only to play the victim when she got caught up in her lies.
by Gabe's Cakes July 14, 2017
Get the Shallow Twatmug.