Cranking a semi

Having half an erection at the thought of something quite arousing. Not quite full blown but at the same time not quite a flopster.

Other words can be used in replacing cranking, including:

-Nursing
-Pending
-Streaming
etc.
The girl walked by and the boy smiled, only when she looked at him with disgust did he realise he had been cranking a semi.

Ted studdied the Bellaby Continuum with pleasure before realising he was cranking a semi.
by twkomg June 24, 2008
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Semi Life

A simple mix between "having a life" and "being a no life". When you do something with your real life friends over the internet.
I am a hardcore gamer who has real life friends and we play together over the internet, you can call me a semi life!
by MisterObvious October 08, 2011
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raging semi

A chub, or partially erect penis, that just won't quit. It is often on the verge of being painful and can happen at random times like at job interviews or when taking the SATs. Unfortunately, it's hard enough to be noticeable, but not hard enough to belt-tuck.
I was in the middle of the test and I got hit with this crazy raging semi.
by Barcak March 06, 2007
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semi nerd

A growing stereotype amongst male teenagers. It is someone between a computer nerd and sports addict. While semi nerd's are usually highly intelligent, they arent very interested in sports, or corny video games and over the top maths.

A typical semi nerd may play a console video game such as medal of honor, or Halo, they have many friends of both genders, but usually play two to no sports.

It could be said that they aren't nerds but they do nerd related activities in a 'cool' way.
Sporty Person: Look at this semi nerd, playing his pokemon or what ever...
Semi Nerd: Halo bro, get it right.
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Nerd: Im sooo smarter than you, what is (27x11)/cosine(2+1)
Semi Nerd: Umm, can you use it in a sentence?
by A Semi Nerd January 04, 2011
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semi jimmy

i usually wake up in the morning with a semi jimmy
by otispunkmeyer86 February 20, 2006
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semi mongrol

australin definition for a boner.
damn when that chick walked by I had a semi mongrol.
by jon galasso August 18, 2003
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Semi-consensual

Possible the most unsettling word in English when used by itself. Consent for practical purposes needs to be considered an absolute state or else we're promoting a rape culture. Anyone who uses the term unironically should probably be corrected.
I am completely desensitised to any form of excessive pleasure after years of semi-consensual orgies.
by ApricotFields May 22, 2019
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