"Hey, we just had the best leg of lamb at the take-out place down the road."
Response: (Begins quoting three hundred-plus words just written regarding superheroes, spies, vampires or the awesome nature of oneself.)
"... You're jow-selling me!"
Response: (Begins quoting three hundred-plus words just written regarding superheroes, spies, vampires or the awesome nature of oneself.)
"... You're jow-selling me!"
by Kaimz September 30, 2009
Get the jow-selling mug.A sales person who acts like they are good at their job but in reality they're not that great and as the item is generally required it pretty much sells itself. They also make an obvious point of letting people know they've just made the sale.
Steve: Whoa ! John really knows how to sell those items!
Chris: Not really - he's just dildo selling.
Chris: Not really - he's just dildo selling.
by Commodore64666666 June 2, 2010
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Selling in pairs or other combinations and for more than one year at a time, thereby decreasing the absolute number of deals required to sell out your inventory as well as increasing your efficiency and productivity.
If there are 200 signs in an arena and you sell them to sponsors in pairs for a term of two years each then you only need to make 50 deals per year to sell out your inventory instead of 200 per year--thus, you have reduced your workload by 75%. If you can further increase the number of multi-year deals for pairs of signs you can do per annum then your sales will increase at an ever increasing rate-- that is non-linear selling.
by ProfBruce April 20, 2011
Get the Non-Linear Selling mug.When you know you're full of sure I'll have another and it must be so obvious to others, so you have to ask.
by sons of a salesman April 10, 2013
Get the Are you buying what I'm selling? mug.by Your selling June 14, 2018
Get the Your selling mug.A way propagandists, liars, fraudsters, and their careless repeaters describe theft by banks via fraudulent contracts, that can severely impact municipalities, their residents, small businesses, their employees, and other victims. A word used to take some of the most damaging fraud of our time and make it seem as trivial as a cashier shorting you a nickel or accidentally switching your purchased mango with another customer's bananas. Akin to saying Al Capone was Mis-behaving.
Bob, "Banks have been mis-selling contracts (sometimes via bribes) designed to be far too complex for clients to understand, and to profit themselves greatly at the expense of their clients (victims), sometimes as a result of market information the bank doesn't share (those AAA mortgage-backed derivatives are sacks of shit), or direct market manipulations (LIBOR) by those very banks."
Tim, "Isn't that fraud?"
Bob, "Yes, but let's be gentlemen and call it mis-selling. Here, have an austerity cookie and a pat on the head."
Tim, "Nevermind my bankrupted municipality, crappy services (as there is little money left to pay for them), rising property taxes and rent (renters pay property taxes one step removed), or my being laid off from my job. I've got a cookie! Fuck ya!"
Tim, "Isn't that fraud?"
Bob, "Yes, but let's be gentlemen and call it mis-selling. Here, have an austerity cookie and a pat on the head."
Tim, "Nevermind my bankrupted municipality, crappy services (as there is little money left to pay for them), rising property taxes and rent (renters pay property taxes one step removed), or my being laid off from my job. I've got a cookie! Fuck ya!"
by Danbits February 7, 2013
Get the Mis-selling mug.The act of typing the price of something you brought at a garage sale into a inflation calculator and the date it was made, getting the price, and selling that same object for that price.
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