A high school located in Salem, Oregon. Renowned for the excellent achievement at mediocrity.
The sports teams are often adept, with the exception of the volleyball team, comprised of girls who do nothing but yell really loudly.
South is well known for the food, which will probably kill you, and the student body, which might also kill you.
Especially when people walk around with uncapped drug needles and have sex on the bathroom floor without locking the door.
The sports teams are often adept, with the exception of the volleyball team, comprised of girls who do nothing but yell really loudly.
South is well known for the food, which will probably kill you, and the student body, which might also kill you.
Especially when people walk around with uncapped drug needles and have sex on the bathroom floor without locking the door.
"Dude, did you see the boys bathroom? Someone wrote all over the walls in shit!"
"Dude, I know. Only at SSHS."
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"Dude, I just beat this kid up for nothing!"
"Only happens at South Salem High School."
"Dude, I know. Only at SSHS."
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"Dude, I just beat this kid up for nothing!"
"Only happens at South Salem High School."
by Willy Blumberg August 8, 2009
Get the South Salem High Schoolmug. A high school located in Southern, Salem, Oregon. Nestled in the heart of the willamette valley. Mostly comprised of anglo, middle class students. It's in the Valley Leauge sports conference, and has a rich tradition of athletics, music, and academics. Despite a few Administrative failures, South now has an excellent principal. Mr. Phelps. And what Mr. Baumann is refering to is the social lines that reflect the south student body. The athletic, leadership bunch, and the IB academia bunch. The School is lined with social differences, but everyone mostly likes each other.
South Salem High School
"Sam you've skipped leadership for 3 straight days now, you're awesome!" -August
"Will, did you finish your 200 page biography of Mao?""I forgot","Well F for you then"- Chamberlain.
"Sam you've skipped leadership for 3 straight days now, you're awesome!" -August
"Will, did you finish your 200 page biography of Mao?""I forgot","Well F for you then"- Chamberlain.
by SSHS Class of 08 February 20, 2009
Get the South Salem High Schoolmug. North Salem High School is a shitty ass school in Westchester County, North Salem, New York. This is a place where you don't want to send your children under any circumstances. The town itself is very nice, but the people who live here are a bunch of inbred fucking losers who like to get drunk 24/7. If you're poor you'd live around Peach Lake witch is where every town alcoholic lives, the party basically never stops there. And if you're anyone else you'd probably live on or next to a horse farm. The school however, is filled with a bunch of dumb whores and stupid bitches, the guys are disrespectful assholes and they treat girls like shit. The teachers suck and can't control the kids and the assistant principal doesn't know how to do his job. The high school is falling apart and there is no way in hell it can be saved. Don't send your kids there.
Don't move to North Salem, NY and don't send your kids to North Salem High School, NY, there are plenty of private schools around. Save your children.
by northsalemhaters July 6, 2011
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by divinitezz May 29, 2024
Get the salem's lovemug. A sexual act in which the female cups her mouth around a males anus while inhaling, and said male passes flatulence. Exclusively performed in Salem, Massachusetts
by Wolfxn333 December 28, 2023
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