secondhand salami

Salami acquired through indirect means, or that passes through a middle man before reaching its final destination.

"If you purchased the salami from John at the bar, and not from the deli, that makes it secondhand salami."
"I'm not eating that. It's secondhand salami."

by JADrI May 30, 2017

Hot Salami

The action of slapping a person with a hot and sweaty dick

My friend hot salamied someone at his birthday party

by oledad27 January 16, 2017

Salami cheese

A cheese that looks like salami, or sliced ham. There are also it’s counter parts such as bacon cheese, sugar cube cheese. Cheese cheese, etc.

Where did you get this salami cheese from? it’s really good!

by The dock blender October 14, 2021

Triple Salami

During heterosexual intercourse, the male penis enters the anal cavity, the oral cavity, and vagina, in that order and all in under 1 minute.

Kenny: "Things got wild last night"
Matt: "What happened?"
Kenny: "Well, I took her back to my place and we had a triple salami on my video game chair"
Matt: "A triple salami!? Jeepers Creepers!"
Kenny: I know! I can't believe I did it in less than a minute. I started stomping around chanting "Triple Salami" with my fist in the air. I didn't even finish having sex after that.
Matt: Do you think you'll see her again?
Kenny: I hope so. She likes what I like.

by Alfalfa Male July 30, 2011

hide the salami

A euphemism for homosexual intercourse.

I caught Ace playing hide the salami with Gary.

by Artie D. May 1, 2006

chicago salami

slang for penis, most commonly used in the 1920's

Frank: my Chicago salami is huge!
Claude:....no, its not....

by the gentleman thief January 23, 2010

salami-ing

The process of searching or deciding on which salami you like the best. Done by visiting meat shops and deli's where ever possible.

When Jerry went salami-ing, he realized that his favorite salami is smoked german salami.

by dfathers December 12, 2007