Triple Salami

During heterosexual intercourse, the male penis enters the anal cavity, the oral cavity, and vagina, in that order and all in under 1 minute.

Kenny: "Things got wild last night"
Matt: "What happened?"
Kenny: "Well, I took her back to my place and we had a triple salami on my video game chair"
Matt: "A triple salami!? Jeepers Creepers!"
Kenny: I know! I can't believe I did it in less than a minute. I started stomping around chanting "Triple Salami" with my fist in the air. I didn't even finish having sex after that.
Matt: Do you think you'll see her again?
Kenny: I hope so. She likes what I like.

by Alfalfa Male July 30, 2011

salami thruster

Someone that has a big dick, and has a lot of sex because of it.

Her- "I had a fun night with the Salami Thruster last night!"

by Stevie Wonderbread December 13, 2016

Salami cheese

A cheese that looks like salami, or sliced ham. There are also it’s counter parts such as bacon cheese, sugar cube cheese. Cheese cheese, etc.

Where did you get this salami cheese from? it’s really good!

by The dock blender October 15, 2021

salami pie

meg avery

oh my god she's such a salami pie

by dfugshfghu October 09, 2019

hide the salami

A euphemism for homosexual intercourse.

I caught Ace playing hide the salami with Gary.

by Artie D. April 20, 2006

salami-ing

The process of searching or deciding on which salami you like the best. Done by visiting meat shops and deli's where ever possible.

When Jerry went salami-ing, he realized that his favorite salami is smoked german salami.

by dfathers November 16, 2007

chicago salami

slang for penis, most commonly used in the 1920's

Frank: my Chicago salami is huge!
Claude:....no, its not....

by the gentleman thief January 23, 2010