A significant other that you call, cuddle, use and or abuse at your own disposition. Often a Lady/Gentleman in the street but a freak in the sheets. A part-time boo.
by Boodip December 23, 2008
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(rent-a-cop)
by Shelmac May 23, 2015
Get the rent-a-cop mug.A rent-a-thug is a person who rents himself out in the name of thuggery, lethal or otherwise. In exchange for money, he will commit crimes for you. The amount of money required to successfully rent the thug will usually increase with the severity of the crime - i.e., it will cost more for him to kill your in-laws than to rob the corner store for food. As with almost any service, rates vary wildly and can also be negotiated. Rent-a-thugs can be employed on a single-assignment, multi-assignment, or permanent basis, depending on the circumstances and money paid. Rent-a-thugs provide a very convenient way to mount assaults on offending parties; provided the rent-a-thug is a professional and does not confess to the police, the crime is never traced back to you. The truly valuable rent-a-thugs are never caught, and the ones who are promptly take their own lives, usually by swallowing cyanide pills and the like. It is wise to be extremely careful of whom you employ.
if you are sworn enemies with someone, and someone else shows up to give you a good thrashing, you can be sure that someone is your enemy's rent-a-thug.
by The Wry Wordsmith July 23, 2006
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Get the Check With The Rents mug.The act of plugging your anus with a tampon then placing the shit-covered pussy plug into someone's ear.
by MMJ! November 30, 2007
Get the Rueter mug.Short guys or girls who hang together, thereby making themselves feel collectively bigger and more powerful. Runt posses can make normal-sized people feel freakishly tall.
Warning: Male runt posses can turn into the most obnoxious guys in the room.
Warning: Male runt posses can turn into the most obnoxious guys in the room.
Liz: "Look, Jan and Katie just got here? Let's go say hi!"
Gwen: "Naw, girl, they're with Squeaky and Lil' Jeanie. I'll look like Andre the Giant next to them. Total runt posse."
Pat: "Man, did you see that little dude over there just get in my face because I accidentally grazed his left elbow?!"
Pete: "Bro, that's just Timmy Smalls feelin' like a bamf cause he's hanging with his Runt Posse. I'd stay away from him though."
Gwen: "Naw, girl, they're with Squeaky and Lil' Jeanie. I'll look like Andre the Giant next to them. Total runt posse."
Pat: "Man, did you see that little dude over there just get in my face because I accidentally grazed his left elbow?!"
Pete: "Bro, that's just Timmy Smalls feelin' like a bamf cause he's hanging with his Runt Posse. I'd stay away from him though."
by Hookermom October 6, 2009
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Yeah, I didn't see Jennifer's Body in the theatre because the previews looked fuckin' lame... but it was a rental by principle because Megan Fox is such a sexpot! She can drop a Cleavland Steamer on my chest anyday!
by Mechanically Seperated Chicken August 1, 2010
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