Rowan the nonce

Rowan is a man who bloody loves little kids, he lures them to his sex dungeon with a Flash of his wallet. Rowan also lives on a farm and fucks his mates younger sister.

“Rowan the nonce is coming over?! Hide your little sister quick!”

by Hugh Morrison October 28, 2019

Rowan

1) a man often times confused with a woman because the name is feminine, but has a massive penis and flaunts it proudly
2) a person around the hieght of 6'2" and has sex with stuffed bears (usually cubs)on a double decker bus
3) a Boy who tends to get with psycho girl friends, and smells like cherries

1) our name is Rowan?I thought that was a girls name?
2) "that stuffed bear is so cute"
"I think i will have sex with it"
3) What's that smell? smells like cherries or something? Oh its just Rwan and his pyscho girlfriend

by ker-pop April 30, 2005

Dirty Rowan

A person who dogs the lads at every opportunity to shelve pingas

John didn’t turn up again he’s pulled a dirty Rowan

by Tom Wheatley July 3, 2019

Rowan

To be a rowan is to be a scotish girl with sexy hair and an purtie accent. If someone says " youre so rowan" then thats a really fucking good thing.

"DUDE I SAW MY MOM BEING SOOOO ROWAN WITH MY DAD!"
"eww dude! :("

by Barunafalash May 12, 2010

A Real Rowan

*The guy below was just pissed off because his album wasn't finished yet.*

A Real Rowan is really a word phrase meaning "A Person who is involved with trees" in a biological sense. This is a rare phrase to be found.

John: Did you hear that Joe was taking a course in trees at college!?

Paul: Jesus. What the Hell? He's a real Rowan.

by Basil_kairos January 20, 2008

Rowan

An evil witch who harvests souls and has 33 forms.

Don’t be with Rowan he’s trying to harvest your soul.

by GDpgldktajraiarruasjftkstsk December 2, 2018

Rowan

A complete fucking dumbass

Person: Rowan you are a dumbass

by HitlersPubes April 27, 2020