root hair

A pubic hair. Root hair is a strange term used to replace the word pube in the southern US.

(person 1) "Ew what is that on the toilet seat?" (person 2) "Girl that's a root hair!"

by Funkniesha July 9, 2016

rooby rack

Someone or something that is VERY cool and worthy of praise. Can also be shortened to "rack". Scooby snacks are-like-totally rad, so this is an easier way to say it that describes other totally rad things.

Admirer #1: Yo, that lambo is pretty rooby rack.
Admirer #2: Dat booty be pretty rack, yo.
Admirer #3: Dang, homie. That's a true rooby rack right there.

by True_Hipsterhorn January 9, 2017

Root beer throttle

When your dad’s 2 liter of diet A&W pins down the throttle and simultaneously lodges behind the brake, causing rapid acceleration. This makes for a real bad time.

Did you see that accident? Yeah... rumor has it he got root beer throttled.

by Hydration Addict April 24, 2020

Roogy

slang term originating from northern California that means "cool" or awesome."

"Are you going to my party tonight it's gonna be roogy!"
"Hell yeah dude!"

by mosquitoroad July 13, 2020

Root Causes Tour

A specific type of avoidance tactic used by an incompetent, unqualified moron who is tasked to carry out a specific mission.

Earl: Hey, did you hear the Vice President was put in charge of our border crisis?

Phil: Of course, but she proceeded to go on a root causes tour to the northern triangle countries instead of visiting our border where the actual crisis exists. Kamala is such a tool!

by BigEd129 June 11, 2021

Root Lashes

The sensation at the root of the male organ at full insertion, when contact is made with any pubic hair on the labia majora.

“Don’t let Francesca wax your nunu this week babe, I just love those root lashes.”

by Fiona BR November 22, 2022

Pull Root

(Verb) To jerk off, to masturbate, to wank, to spank the monkey.

I sat down to write my Aunt Edna an email, but then I ended up pulling root to photos of my ex-girlfriend.

I wish I was a turnip farmer, so I could pull root all day.

by tincan77 October 25, 2011