Ian: Hey Randy, you do you afford rent when you don't have a job?
Randy: Easy man, converted my spare bedroom into a grow room. The Silent Roommate pays for it all...
Randy: Easy man, converted my spare bedroom into a grow room. The Silent Roommate pays for it all...
by saluteyoursharts July 16, 2015

by KeyClouds July 04, 2022

Sam and Ethan are a thing, Max and Marcy are a thing, if Nate started fucking the third roommate, then they would be roommating.
by nobroam October 23, 2019

Expresses how interconnected our world is.
Gregory: "I can't believe Salvador and Danny know each other. That's so weird."
Al: "Well, you know what they say. A friend of a friend is roommates with Peter."
Al: "Well, you know what they say. A friend of a friend is roommates with Peter."
by Howlingcaliper June 17, 2012

"Ah yes, these female roommates from 1890 who lived together for 60 years until they died, never married, and died shortly one after the other."
by 12.99 October 04, 2021

Also known as NRS, this temporary loss of reality occurs when you invite a good friend to move in with you. For a brief period anything seems feasible, and impossible promises like "you can borrow my car" and "I'll help you buy things" are made in a haze of idealism. The potential roommate is quickly infected (this syndrome is highly contagious) and takes on the same delusions. Symptoms begin wearing off after several weeks and than fade completely when the individual is ejected and you never speak again.
New Roommate Syndrome Sufferer: Stop racking your brain looking for places, you can come live with me!! Rent is cheap and I can give you a ride to work now that we'll both be living in the city!!
NRS Sufferer 2: That sounds great!! I can sell my car and quit my second job!!
NRS Sufferer 2: That sounds great!! I can sell my car and quit my second job!!
by Can'tMessWitSmitt July 02, 2017

by tenfourfuckbuddy December 08, 2018
